Well, my life has officially gone down shit creek.
>19
>Live in small town in the middle of nowhere
>Living at home with Christian Parents
>My father is a minister
>Dropped out of highschool, getting a GED, which I'm almost done with
>Can't drive yet
>No money, but about to get a job
This isn't the problem, but it's why I'm in this mess
I watch porn, I jack off like every other guy, however, my parents know (Don't ask why), and they've threatened to throw the baby out with the bath water and shut down the internet in our house if I don't stop watching porn, only because they practically think it's a heresy to even get an erection, they think that it's wrong to pay for internet if a small portion of it is spent on X-Videos, HentaiHaven, and Shadbase, and they're willing to make everyone suffer if I can't stop. They've decided to make me accountable every day, asking me if I've watched anything X rated, and I'm seriously at the end of my rope, and out of options as to how I should approach and handle this.
What should I do /adv/? Should I:
>Lie to my parents and continue to beat the monkey until I move out, at the expense of feeling bad for lying
>Try to stop watching porn, and let the sexual stress build up
>Or try something else completely different
Also there is literally nothing do in the hell that I live in, so finding a new outlet is damn near impossible until I leave.
Why dont you like, just cut down on the pron. How the fuck do they even know
>watch porn
>"anon have you watched porn today"
>"no"
>????
>profit
>>16913436
They don't even want me to watch it, ever again.
I struggle with severe depression, and my dad just kind of cornered me and kept insisting I confess.
>>16913445
I suffer from mood swings, and I'm not exactly the greatest at hiding my depression. I also try to reach out to them, and they practically spit in my face and blame me for my fucked up life
>>16913454
So my dad connected my depression to porn.
>>16913454
You sound like a selfish brat who has had an incredibly easy life. So now you nitpick petty shit to ruin your days for you. Grow up, get out more, find new hobbies besides the computer and live life.
>Implying I can go outside, you fucktard. I live in a frozen hell, even then I'm trying to get a job, so you can't blame me for trying.
Make like ur funni pic n spongebob mode it senpai.
Imagination.
I can shoot goo with both eyes closed and one hand behind my back. I'm like a semen escape artist.
>>16913415
>What should I do /adv/?
Your parents are a pair of religious nitwits, and as long as you live with them this is what you have volunteered to be subjected to.
Move out. That's what you do. Until then, they have a right to be stupid twats in their own house, unfortunately. Trying to change them is not in the cards and there's no point in putting so much thought and effort in trying to solve this problem that can be so easily rectified by moving your grown ass the fuck out of your parents house.
If being super careful about your porn consumption and/or not doing it at home until you move out is what you have to do then thats what you do because at the end of the day its your own fault that you still live at home with pastor dumbass and his pet wife.
Just jack off. Like fuck dude , i'm so sorry that you had the displeasure of growing up with parents like this. Take away the internet for however long, but it's not gonna stop you from being a fucking human .
>>16913516
Working on it, I'm getting out as soon as I have some cash, and can drive
>>16913516
His parents are right
>>16913540
2/10
Are you even trying?
>>16913546
They are
>>16913415
>getting a GED, which I'm almost done with
Fucking A, man. I only went to high school for ten months and got damn near a perfect score on the GED. It's not hard.
Dude you're only 19, your life hasn't even begun to go down shit creek. Wait til you're in your 30's. Wait til you have a kid, get divorced, get fired from a few jobs, watch a few friends die.
Hide your jacking off, lie about it, whatever. You know, like everybody else. How the fuck do your parents even know about your whacking off? God, kids are so stupid and whiny nowadays.
