You have to kill yourself. People will say how much they liked you and say how close they were to you. You'll get pretty polpular and people will want to be the closest person to the incident for sympathy. It'll work.

>>16911832
I find it funny that they always 'never saw it coming' or 'they seemed like a happy person'/

Pretty sure a book called "how to win friends and influence people" will help you, I've never read it but people on here say it's good.

>>16911837
No one wants to be the person that saw the signs and didn't do anything to help.

>>16911837
Ikr. A kid at my school offed himself last year and that's exactly what people were doing. It was sick in a way

>>16911845
Pls tell me you aren't serious

>>16911851
I'm completely serious, it's always a game of "not me" in this society.

>>16911859
Actually kill myself bec wrong tag

>>16911842
Pls tell me that YOU aren't serious

>>16911867
I've also heard it's a sociopaths guild to the world, but if you have friends who cares?

>>16911885
Reading a book is the opposite of what you need to do. That's not human interaction, which is the key to friends. OP, go outside, go to a bar, meet people. It's the way to friends and it's the way to a social life

>>16911901
>OP, go outside, go to a bar, meet people.

You might as well have said to him "Go out there and be somebody!"