I'm taking an employment piss test next week, and I'm a little nervous about it. I know I know "degenerate drug addict faggot" blah blah blah.
I haven't smoked weed in 31 days, but I was an everyday toker for a good year and change (not blunts or joints, just a few hits off the one-hitter). I'm 5'10 about 145 pounds, with minimal fat around my abdomen. I took a home test yesterday and it had two lines which they say is a negative but the line was a little bit fainter than I would like it to be.
Am I getting worked up for no reason? The test I took had two lines, but if the lab sees the second line is a bit faint when I take the real test, will they fuck me over? Should I just buy another test?
If anyone has experience with pre-employment drug tests, please share. Luckily I have a few more days but I wonder if that will even be enough.
god damn you need to lose weight. also piss really hard
>>16904862
>also piss really hard
wat?
>>16904862
Lol. I'm 5'9'' and about 155, though almost all is muscle. Do you think I need to lose weight too?
>>16904891
haha didn't mean that the way it came out but drink a shit ton of water
>>16904894
imo all BMIs should stay below the 18 mark
>>16904903
Thats underweight...
>>16904903
The BMI you get from online is incredibly inaccurate. I'm 5'11" 143lbs. So according the internets my BMI is 19.9. If my BMI was below 18 I would be borderline Auschwitz.
I work out 4 days a week and run the other 3. I'm in pretty good shape but honestly I could use a few more pounds.
>>16904913
according to dr. feel-good maybe. when I was a kid in the seventies weights were right
>>16904931
Ok grandpa. Don't you have some Murder She Wrote to go watch.
Protip: Medicine and science is way better today than it was in the 70's
>>16904792
>I'm 5'10 about 145 pounds
I didn't know stick insects were allowed to get jobs in the first place, let alone ones that require drug testing...
>>16904862
>god damn you need to lose weight
The man's built like a paper clip as it is. If he gets any thinner one good gust of wind and the poor bloke will end up 300 miles away from home.
>>16904947
do you really think that to be a kid in the 70s you have to be a grandfather?
>>16904956
Did you really take me literally? Do you really think people can't allude to your old age by using a moniker meant for old people, old timer. Damn it grandpa. Matlock is on somewhere.
>>16904971
I'm 49
>>16904916
your a fucking idiot for using a standardized test as "this is how much mass should be on my body"
you should know if your a fat fuck or toothpick
or jusssssttt right.
now go fuck yourself you piece of shit
>>16904792
You're fine. Keep it real. Good luck, buddy.
>>16905049
We get it, gramps.
>>16904792
Just drink plenty of water, especially in the days leading up to it and you'll be fine. I have seen heavy long term users test negative after a 47 hour break from their last toke, so with your days of abstinence, you'll be fine. I really wouldn't worry.
I just found out I have a drug test for my new job on Monday.
Just going to use synthetic piss I got from a headshop. Works perfectly. Just gotta tape a 5 hour energy bottle full of it to your leg so it stays warm.
>>16906111
what if they watch you pee?
>>16907449
If you're working a job where they're watching you pee then you're not a stoner.
>>16905821
>I have seen heavy long term users test negative after a 47 hour break from their last toke
That's such a ridiculously specific number and I doubt it's true. Wouldn't it take at least 30 days for heavy long term use to be dented?
