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Bad advice thread. We ask questions and give bad advice.
This is different from all the other /adv threads because here it's on purpose.
I'll start. How do I encourage my girlfriend to be more interested in sex?
Rape her and see if she likes it.
>>16903577
Give her a bull
>>16903577
Tell her you love her
Tell her you will leave if she doesn't jump you
Duh
Then hit on her hotter sister
How do I get a job?
>>16903615
Get on your knees
>>16903615
call everyone in the phone book and ask them for a job. If they already have a job, see if they will let you have theirs
>>16903615
Get a degree from the University of Phoenix, DeVry, or ITT Tech.
>>16903582
Play rape is actually pretty fun. Nothing hotter than having your gf kick and punch you and call you an asshole or a motherfucker as you work your cock up inside her
>>16903631
I think you just might be a rapist
>>16903617
Hahaha. Imagine getting that phone call
>>16903636
I believe in rape, I'm just not a practicing rapist.
>>16903615
Send out one 2-page resume every couple of weeks, never follow up, and shitpost about how hard it is to find a job on 4chan.
>>16903636
wait, is that advice? sounds good to me.
