How do you get a boyfriend when you're fugly and autistic?
>>16902331
Ill be your boyfriend.
Boom. Another problem solved.
date someone else that's fugly and autistic.
>>16902336
Oh Pegasus. I'd talk to you about conspiracy theories any day.
>>16902350
I'm ready for your jelly lizardwoman
>>16902369
Do the people in these threads actually end up e-mailing you? It's never worked for me.
>>16902331
If you're female it is literally impossible for you to be forever alone.
>>16902385
Yep
>>16902331
>tfw UMR-san doesn't email me
>>16902343
was gonna say this. so basically >>16902336
Post pics of this so called "fugly".
1.Learn how to suck a dick
2.Date anon
3.???
4.Profit
If you're a girl try asking cute (or not) boys who get no attention out on dates.
You're on easy mode then so you get like a 20%chance of success roll instead of the usual promille.
>>16902331
Step 1. please be in London
Step 2. Leave contact info.
just some some thirsty dude and suck is dick.
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>>16904233
Write to me, Stick Stickly, P.O. Box, 963.
New York City, New York State, 10108!
>>16904252
Sent ;)
This is a non-issue for all but the most hideous and fat girls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuK6n2Lkza0
Find an equally fugly and autistic guy at work/university and make aggressive eye contact with him that suggests you're interested. He will gravitate towards you and you will start a friendly conversation.
>>16902331
UMARU ON THE FRONT PAGE
