How do you let an autist know you like him?
My co-worker's friend is really cute and smart but I feel like conventional methods won't work with him. He almost never smiles, speaks in monotone, hates being touched by strangers, and likes big words.
>>16902161
Gently whisper in his ear "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams"
>>16902165
that just might work
>>16902240
It'd work on me
>>16902245
Oh Pegasus. 9/11 was an inside job.
As an aspie, my advoce wpuld be to say it straight forward. Implications and flirtatious clues will lead you nowhere
>>16902246
Mmmm tell me more how the federal reserve was a mistake
>>16902256
I agree with this.
>>16902161
Grab his dick and say "I'd like to borrow this for awhile"
>>16902607
"No it's mine, go find your own toys"
I'm autist and I know I would say that
>>16902256
This
As a myself sperg I can tell you. Tell him in the plainest language, implying is utterly useless.