>be bro to little sis
>she's the closest friend in my life
>late 2015 rolls around
>she gets a boyfriend
>suddenly becomes a stranger
Holy shit, this dude straight-up stole my sister.
How do I either get her back, or get a new sister of equal value?
Errrm... So she's NOT actually your little sister?
She'll either come back when her boyfriend chills or she won't. Not much you can do other than just give a probing hey what's up? Miss ya.
I think you need a gf. You've been using your little sister as a substitute for lone enough.
>>16896765
You have to have sex with gfs and do couple shit though
Sisters are funner and less needy and they can actually be funny unlike the ones you can reproduce with they're never funny
I'd just wait until the guy fucks up their relationship and slide back in
I feel like my boyfriend's sister sees him how you see your sister.
What do you mean with "you can't reproduce with her"?
Signed, Dippy Spuckler from Alabama
>>16897015
You can I guess but why when you can get a gf for that boring shit?
Well, I set my sights on a new little sister and I'm hoping to ensnare her. She added me on Fb. How do I proceed?
>>16897135
I'm curious to see how being straightforward would work.
"Hey there. I'm looking for a relationship. Hahaha no not that kind of relationship. My little sister is getting off on some good dicking so I'd like a female counterpart. or "sister," to substitute her presence.
Warm Regards,
OP
>>16898264
Or I need to get my own sister back, but she already thinks I've been too clingy lately.
My "f.am," as the kids say, just isn't complete without her.
Really, I just want to tell my sis that I love her without seeming too clingy.