>>16889982
Comb out your pubes into a middle parting and draw a pair of eyes on the shaft with a sharpie. Name your dick and balls in a trio (ie: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kids)

You don't need to shave, but trim at least. Most chicks don't enjoy traversing a jungle to find a snake.

Get in shape, if even a bit. A fupa can hide inches of you dick. Also it blocks you from maximizing your piercing potential.

If you trim, try to shave your shaft, it makes giving bjs easier.

If you're uncut, wash under the skin. It only takes 39 secs to ensure you don't pack on the smegma. A cleaner dick is a more inviting dick. "Welcome to the curving tower of Piza" over "come, smell my fresh fromunda". Unless you're into that.

Very simple, likely you'd heard of them already. Cock maintenance is not very complex or hard.

Wash your dick
Trim your pubes
Shave your balls

It's not hard