so this may be strange but, i have a group of kids who like to sneak up to my families attic and fuck, also they try to obtain keys to the house, (ive had to change the lock like 4 times), they also like fucking in our beds when we are not home, for some reason it is funny and entertaining to bother me, specifically me, for what ever reason, its like im being cuckold but instead of my wife its, these kids always trying to fuck near me, whether it is on the roof of where im at or close to me, i cant afford cameras and my house is old as shit so it didnt have a security system, (also they may do this to other people in the neighborhood, since ive talked to the neighbors and some of them say they installed something because someone might be breaking in to their house). My wife is not at all knowledgeable on computers so she dosent believe me, but i have lots of strange mac addresses that have been connected to my network and have banned them. any ideas on how to deal with this? and why do thee get off on doing this shit?
>>16888019
Has anybody else seen/confirmed this? Do you have actual evidence?
Because honestly, this sounds like full-blown schizophrenia
>>16888033
yea pics and the blocked mac addresses, on my gateway ill post if you want
Get a dog
>>16888038
Post the pics
>>16888019
they probs dont have anywhere else to go and its exciting to them. what they are doing is fucked up though. You must be able to out smart them somehow and catch them in the act?
>>16888019
>this may be strange
this is the definition of strange. get locks on all your windows, and make sure the keys only go otu to you and your wife (And i guess your kids?) its not like you're leaving keys laying around on the porch right?
the rest are in my phone so give me a sec
>>16888043
This: a very big one. Or a very big gun.
OP here
>>16888043
>>16888058
Seconding these guys, but as an additional idea, try to leave out "traps" for the kids, like maybe a box of chocolate laced with laxatives (and make sure to warn your family not to touch them). Hopefully the kids will eat them and learn to not fuck with you again.
>>16888053
see i didnt know how they were figuring out how they knew we wernt there at first but then i realized they had gotten access to my modem and i started testing them, also the house is old as shit, i think twice they kicked down the door because i didnt put everything on it.
>>16888089
this is really c reepy. i keep waiting for the part of the thread where you reveal this is actually flowers in the attic, or that 70s show, but its not happening. wtf.
>>16888095
lol op here this one is useless
they somehow got what ever they are connected with to mirror my router but the last mac address digit is different
>>16888099
oh no man this has been an on and of thing for like 2 years now since we moved here, im at a point were im just going to move to a different house, just because its not worth how much sleep ive lost over this
>>16888114
2spooky4me mate.
id re enforce what you can. how do you know they are only having sex though? this is seriously weird behavior. get well protected internet passwords, maybe buy some new doors / frames. certainly cheaper than moving i imagine. get some mace or a gun or whatevers legal where you're at.
>>16888105
I thought you meant actual pictures of the kids breaking in, or the kids in your house. If all you've got are people using your network, there are more likely answers.
Seriously - does anyone else believe this story of yours, in your real life? Is there any real evidence of the break-ins?
>>16888140
yea, but small shit like my door frame from the side, it seemed they tried to get in by like sawing it some but either it didnt work or they just stopped, and ive heard them in the attic twice, but i have to lower the stairs and shit so they hide when i go up there, and thats what im trying to do, and i really dont want to buy cameras, that is probably my last resort
>>16888138
no im not certain what else they do... but i say the same thing, why the fuck does someone get off by fucking near someone else? like ive done some nasty shit in my hayday, but never thought of doing shit like this...
>>16888169
>they hide when I go up there
And then what? You don't look around? How many hiding places can there be in your attic?
This really sounds like crazy talk to me, man. My brother is schizophrenic and this sounds EXACTLY like the kind of outlandish shit he starts believing when he's off his meds. There are always these increasingly unlikely ways that "they" can do these things without actually being seen or leaving evidence behind. And that's exactly what I'm hearing in this thread
>>16888182
well i dont have any medications, and ive lived a normal life without having to go to a psychiatrist, so im farely certain im sane im my membrane...
>>16888182
can you give me examples of what insane things your brother says?
>>16888019
Buy a gun and or a dog, as was mentioned above. Set said animal loose.
Or... and bear with me now, because this is a bit outlandish, call the damn police.
>>16888203
Very similar stuff. He's always convinced that people are breaking into his house to spy on him, or to steal files off his computer, things like that. Like there'll be little things in his kitchen or bedroom that he's certain were moved slightly since the last time he was home, shit like that is how it starts.
The pattern, if we can't get him to start taking his pills again, goes like this: He starts trying to "catch" them. He does things like leave take on his door so he'll know if someone used the door, set up hidden cameras in his home, tell his neighbors to keep an eye on it, etc.
That's when it escalates. The more evidence he gets that NOTHING weird is happening, the more convinced he is that something is. And then it gets weird. Then he has to tell himself his neighbor's in on it, because she told him she didn't see anyone going in or out of his apartment. He's convinced that they're using the air conditioning ducts to get in and out, because he left tape on his door when he was gone and nobody broke the tape. He's convinced that they found the cameras and created fake footage to trick him, since the cameras show nothing happening in his apartment while he's gone.
When he's on his meds, he's like a regular person. He says he hates them because they make him feel tired and drugged-out. But they work. Once he gets back on them, the delusions fade, and he can look back and laugh at how crazy it all was. But every now and then he just stops taking them
>>16888240
>He does things like leave take on his door
Tape, sorry. Like a strip of masking tape, which will tear in half if someone opens the door
>>16888230
ive done that shit, on like 2 occasions, and they found nothing, i told them they may be in the attic and the 2 officers refused to look there and looked at me crazy... ugh probably just gonna buy cameras, since no one has a good idea on how to catch them in the act
>>16888255
I really think you should just try out a shrink, man. You've got nothing to lose by talking to them.
Like, I notice you're kind of avoiding any question that directly pokes holes in your theory. Like I asked earlier: HOW could they hide from you in your attic, when they hear you coming up the stairs? They can't just disappear, can they?
>>16888240
yea im not that crazy, it dosent bother me really, it pisses me off more than it makes me uncomfortable like wtf? do ya'll not have some other type of entertainment other than sex in an neighbors house, also ive told no one and havent tried to catch them in the act but that is what im doing now
>>16888019
Just but rat traps everywhere.
Map out how many are in each room and where and put them everywhere.
Take your family out for the weekend and have fun knowing some little prick is getting his dick snapped in two.
>>16888267
i didnt answer because i didnt know myself, sorry, go ahead ask me what ever and ill answer
>>16888276
Has your wife seen or heard anything similar? What does she think of your theory?
>>16888286
man I'm still trying to get an answer on the same sentence. You say you can hear them in your attic, but in the time it takes you to pull down the staircase and get up there, they've hidden from you.
How does that make sense? Do you look around the attic? Are there boxes and shit they could hide behind, and you just don't look? They're in the middle of fucking, they hear you open the staircase, and they just vanish in 20-30 seconds?
What's the other evidence that actually leads you to believe people have been having sex in your home? Do they leave behind condom wrappers, stains? If you've never actually seen them, and nobody else has either, what makes you think this is happening?
>>16888240
the difference between this and OP is that paranoid schizos believe that it's a personal attack, that there's someone "out to get me". OP just believes they're sneaking in to fuck and it has nothing to do with him.
also OP, cameras aren't THAT expensive
>>16888019
dont back down when others say you're crazy. everyone believed i was crazy when i claimed someone was selling them. they didnt know the whole story, so it was a bit understandable, but low and behold, he got arrested after breaking in one night.
trust no one, except yourself.
>>16888290
idk but she hasent mentioned it to me and neither have i
>>16888298
well no when i go up there they are not fucking its usually when we are asleap, i woke up once in the middle of the night and heard "ugh fuck", coming from right above me, also i dont know where they hide but i believe they have set up some type of method to were they can hide and i cant see them, ive gone up there with a flash light and looked but i never go to the parts were the floor ends because i dont want to mess anything up, (oh and ive heard moans, both of my kids are under 12 so i dont think it comes from them...
>>16888315
>selling them
almost as bad as take for tape
(oh if im answering slow its because im making a steak for my family)
>>16888328
Are you starting to see my point, man? You've got this whole story about a gang of teenage exhibitionists following you around, breaking into your home without leaving evidence, having orgies in your attic and in your beds without leaving evidence. And you've never seen them, and neither has your wife.
So you've heard sexual sounds when you were half-asleep. Could be in your head, maybe one of your 12-year-olds is watching porn somewhere in your house, that's not that unusual. How'd you get the idea that it's a gang of kids who get off on having sex in your home?
Set up cameras if you need to, but I think you'd do better to at least talk to your wife about this. If it's happening in your home, chances are she might've noticed something strange happening as well. I'm not saying your story is IMPOSSIBLE, but it really sounds like crazy talk.
> ive gone up there with a flash light and looked but i never go to the parts were the floor ends because i dont want to mess anything up
Like, come on man, there's nobody there. You think these kids are mid-orgy, and in less than a minute they're hiding underneath your floor? What the fuck are you saying? If you really thought strangers had broken into your home, you wouldn't check the entire attic?
>>16888349
ugh ok well i honestly think they are either in the attic or on the roof, its not a gang its a group ((3 at least) there seems to be 2 girls and the leader the guy, i believe the guy is the one actually suggesting the idea and the girls just follow, this part is all hypothetical of course), dont really want to mention this to her because like you said it seems like crazy talk, at least without some type of evidence, ill probably just tell her some bull shit story about how people have been breaking in to other peoples houses around here and we should get cameras just in case, you have to see my attic, the owners before us set up some carpenters and when you go up there theres like nails sticking out everywhere, when i mean the rest of the attic i mean i have to get on my hands and knees and walk across planks to make sure i dont mess anything up.
This might be a bad time to say this but my neighbor even told me he heard someone on top of our aluminum porch just sprint the fuck out, when i walked out after i heard some noises.
OP is delusional, I bet this is schizo
>>16888399
dude you are just making shit up out of nothing at all. How would they even get in and out of your attic? How would they get on the roof?
For real though cameras are the only thing that are gonna answer this once and for all, so just get a camera or two
>>16888463
yea ok fuck it thanks
>>16888521
Microphones/audio recorders are cheaper and easier to hide than cameras, and it won't matter if it's dark in the attic. If they're actually having sex in your home, you can get audio of it, and then you've got undeniable proof.
Hide a mic or two on the ceiling of your attic, get audio of the whole room. Maybe another one around the window, or skylight, or however you think they're getting in/out.
If nothing shows up on the tapes, see a shrink.
>>16888019
Hide a camera and record them fucking then upload it to a porn site and share it with us mate.
>>16888610
will do mate, will do
>>16888738
And if you don't find any solid evidence go talk to a professional.
Bumping a great, weird, thread.
Your wife is cheating on you.
Idiot
>>16888610
This OP is awsome if he does this
