My mom does nothing but masturbate when she's home. All night, all day I just hear her ugly grunting, woofing noises coming from her fucking bedroom which is conveniently located right next to mine. I feel anxiety whenever I am waking up, going to sleep, etc. because I have to fucking listen to her and it fucks me up. I put in headphones and still it doesn't work, because if they even begin to come undone or come loose, I hear everything. I've also tried playing my music out loud, and when I do, she just apparently feels she doesn't even need to try to conceal the sounds she makes. How do I get her to STFU
Easy, by recording her and putting the footage on the internet (^:
Vocaroo for starters, drop a video camera in there later.
>>16887746
have you ever considered talk to her? i mean... she is your mother, its not like you're living with a roommate.
>>16887763
Have you ever talked to your mother about something like this?
"Oh, so hey, I noticed you're getting yourself off at literally every waking moment.. Good for you! But also guess what: I don't want to hear it"
its her house, move out or deal with it
>>16887763
I think it would be easier talking about this to a roommate than your mother..
>>16887831
She didn't pay for the house any more than I did. My dad paid for it.
>>16887885
Yeah, if it was a roommate, I would definitely have a talk with her. But something about it being my mom giving herself audible orgasms every fucking day with a paper-thin wall between our rooms is something I find hard to talk about.
>>16887913
and?
its still her house, deal with it or move out
>>16887921
Like how much of a selfish bitch do you actually have to be to not care that your child is literally in the room next to you when you're getting off. I mean, masturbation itself isn't a problem, but I can at least be silent with mine if I need to be. It's like, does she get off on having me listen to her? God, I hate her
Just get one of those simple three speed box fans, the noise might help.
some possible courses of action:
>move out
>start fapping really loudly when she does or playing really loud porn on your speakers
>knock on her door and ask if she's ok
>knock on her door and ask if you can watch
>if she locks the bedroom door while wanking, call cops, say you heard your mom making weird noises but couldn't get in her room
>leave a note on her bed
>>16887913
not that anon but idgaf if donald trump paid for it, if it's in her name it's her house. if it's in your dad's name, take it up with your dad. if she's schlicking all the time, I'm guessing they're divorced and she got the house? or is your dad dead? (in which case sorry for your loss)
either way it's a technicality, it shouldn't affect your ability to move out.
>>16887939
this too, ask your mom where to get one, she sounds like she knows all about three speed motorized devices
>>16887941
They haven't slept in the same bed for years. They don't have any kind of sex, they are basically roommates. So I GET IT, he has needs or whatever. I just want her to STFU when she does it.
>>16887967
*she has needs, I meant
You gotta bring it out if the blue. Next time when eating food or watching a movie, after its over just say "hey BTW mom can you keep it down when youre flicking yourself? Kthx." and simply walk away.
>>16887967
and when you talked to your dad about this, he said...?
if you haven't, you should talk to him about it.
>>16887974
What the hell is he going to say bout it? It's not his problem anymore.
>>16887746
Only way to fix this is to talk to her really. What do you want us to do? Give you a recipe for some chemical that you can slip into her food and kill her sex drive?
It'll suck but basically be upfront but kinda vague about it. "Mom....Look, the walls are thin, and i can hear pretty much everything that goes on in your room. Could you please keep it down a bit? It makes me uncomfortable. Thanks."
>>16887746
Be a grown up and talk to her about it or start selling links to videos of her doing it.
Have you considered moving out? If this seems unreasonable or impossible for you then you may want to consider politely asking her to keep it down. I would also keep those headphones plugged into your ears.
>>16887980
does he even know it's going on?
>>16888050
Do you think the result would be any different if he did know it was going on?
>>16888027
I am staying here temporarily to pay off some medical bills. can't really move out until I'm less in debt
You aren't alone op, ever since I was 14 I've been hearing my Mom and her bf fucking. People always ask me why I can sleep with the tv on or with headphones.. that's why. Whenever I hear a certain slapping noise, even of the hands or on the butt, it gives me anxiety and an almost panic attack.
Whenever I would complain they would say it's their house and they can do what they want.
You'll be fine op, just blare noise or music or get out of the house.
Also you know what else sucks? Inviting people over for sleepovers and having to have noise in the room all the time and house as you're afraid your friends will hear them fucking.
Fucking gross.
Some people are just disrespectful cunts, guys.
Feel for us, thanks.. like keep it private, that shit just wrecks your children.
Go into her room and ask if you can help her with that.
>>16888111
please explain how I'm supposed to know that when I don't know any of these people
>>16887746
Strip, go in and take her.
>>16887933
Okay you really sound like a whiny little bitch here. Good for you that you can be silent but it's not as easy for everyone.
However, other anons have suggested helpful ways for you to breach the subject with her. If you can't bear addressing the situation even though it drives you crazy, consider writing a polite and slightly impersonal, business-like letter, about how this is difficult to talk about face to face but if she could keep her activities in the bedroom down a bit it'd be awesome.
Most likely she just doesn't quite realise how thin the walls are and how loud she herself is, since she's probably somewhat carried away with the moment ifyouknowhatimean
Grab her dildo and coat it in hot pepper
>>16888214
>Good for you that you can be silent but it's not as easy for everyone.
Bull-fucking-shit.
fuck your mom
>>16888393
This. If someone is making audible noises, they aren't even trying.
>>16888393
You notice that OP isn't talking about moaning, just about "woofing noises" or grunting which essentially just means heavier breathing?
move out
>>16888188
just do what 90% of the people on this board tend to do from the get go
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2. assume said assumptions as truth
3. use this premise to build other assumptions or confirm your prejudice or:
4. draw conclusions without any factual basis
5. conclusions are per definition true because they are build on your own ideas which are true by default
6. conclusions can now be used as truth basis for further discussion
7. go to 1.
starting examples include:
>all the good ones are taken
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etc.
>>16887746
>My mom does nothing but masturbate when she's home. All night, all day I just hear her ugly grunting, woofing noises coming from her fucking bedroom which is conveniently located right next to mine. I feel anxiety whenever I am waking up, going to sleep, etc. because I have to fucking listen to her and it fucks me up. I put in headphones and still it doesn't work, because if they even begin to come undone or come loose, I hear everything. I've also tried playing my music out loud, and when I do, she just apparently feels she doesn't even need to try to conceal the sounds she makes. How do I get her to STFU
Are you sure she's just masturbating and not a camwhore?
Maybe she does it for cash in front of a cam!
>>16889858
I reckon this is more plausible than insatiable masturbation.
Maybe she has an ab-machine in there and it's not masturbation at all?
Why not record the sounds and play it back to her? "Hey mom, what do you think this is? I keep hearing it coming from the walls."
>>16887746
That's fucked right up man!!!
I would suggest just talking to her about it: what else could you do but leave?
Take action or continue having this issue.
>>16888225
I fuckin love that idea do you have kik?
>>16887746
Kek, I have a friend who's dad watches porn in his room all the fucking time. The walls are paper thin and no one says shit. Shit is hilarious. Not sure how she feels about it. We kinda all just learned to live with it while we're there. Surely she had to deal with you masturbating all the time growing up. Maybe she's on live chat or something. Maybe you should hook her up with someone?
>>16888455
that,but also moans, groans, "unffs". ed creaking, etc. It adds up, okay?
>>16889858
Tbh, I never really considered this. But she doesn't really have any expenses and she has a day job most days of the week.
How does one fap loudly? I'm genuinely curious. You're literally stroking your body, there should be next to no sound.
>>16890262
Well, I fortunately don't hear every wet stroke, thank god, but I guess some people just like to be really vocal. Maybe that is part of how they get off. But FFS control yourself around your kids ugh
>>16887746
You know what you must do.
>>16890494
Maybe she's being vocal on purpose. She wants you to hear.
>>16887746
move out
