Long story short my gf caught me in the act of cheating on cut my eye open with a knife leaving me neat half blind as well as a huge scar on my face. Now obviously people are gonna ask where I got it from. How should I answer?
"I put my dick in something"
>>16886289
I'm a retard please rape my face
>>16886298
i come to this board after ages and i see you here. i thought you stopped posting lol
>>16886289
However you want! Make some shit up. Say a man attacked you on the street. Say you acquired it in combat. Say some douche at a bar did it to you.
The world is your oyster.
>>16886304
I did then I restarted
Just make some miso soup
>>16886317
do you remember me?
>>16886326
>do I remember an anonymous poster
bruh...
>>16886331
i know that was quite vague lol sorry peggy
>>16886334
so who are you?
>>16886342
how many other people refer to you as peggy? -_-
>>16886347
two
Militaryfag and Gigi
>>16886349
bakura is the best character.
>>16886352
gigi....
[email protected]
>>16886354
Wow. Is this how you get all these girlfriends from /adv/.
You a baller.
>>16886374
LOL i wasn't his gf you fgt
>>16886289
"You should've seen what I did to the other guy."
>>16886374
y-yeah dawg we just friends
