Hey /adv/ my PC is in the living room currently and that's kinda annoying because I can't fap to loli hentai when my parents are at home. What do? I want to move it to my room but my dad asks me why I want to do that but I can't just tell him the truth...
P.S. I'm 18 even though I'm probably less mature than most 12 year olds
get job, get own house, buy own computer, fap your life away...
>>16884696
>I want to move it to my room but my dad asks me why I want to do that but I can't just tell him the truth...
Migjt as well. Not like he doesn't already know.
>>16884708
Well, that's in progress, but it's gonna take 2-3 more years so..
>>16884759
So what? You work harder it'll happen sooner. Welcome to real life faggot.
>>16884833
Thanks for the cold welcome. But seriously, there's no other way to do this? It doesn't seem like such a huge issue.
>>16884937
Just say you want to work on school stuff etc in private
>>16884937
Some people's welcome into the real world is watching their friends die in a war when they're teenagers. Yours is trying to figure out why spending your time masturbating to cartoon child rape is a bad thing. My welcome is apt.
If it's not a huge issue then why bother hiding it from your parents? Just tell them it's not a big issue.
>>16884952
I already said that when I was in HS and my father said that I don't need privacy to work on that stuff. I told him it was distracting working on stuff in the living room but he still wouldn't let me move it.
>>16884696
Buy a tablet. Doesn't have to be an iPad, there are cheaper ones
>>16884993
He was probably thinking you'd watch porn with it. If only you could just let him know you're even more pathetic than he thinks.
Your father is a man. He should have a good sense of why you want it in your room, or at least partially why. I'm going to go on a limb and guess he's stupidly conservative about sex and just straight up wants to prevent you from jerking off.
In which case, you're fucked. To echo what others have said get an ipad or something.
buy a laptop
>>16884979
You can't objectively compare different people's struggles.
And I'm saying it's not a big issue in the sense that there should be some excuse or way to trick my parents into letting me do this. I'm an autistic fuck and I would die from awkwardness if I told my parents I watch porn (hentai or not).
>>16885008
Yeah I mean it's not like you can jerk off without looking at porn or anything.
OP why do you have to see it,why can't you just tug your little peepee to the thought of raping children instead?
>>16885025
If there is a way why can't you figure it out, are you diagnosed retarded? If you're willing to expend such effort on hiding how much you want to rape children, why won't you spend half as much effort on not being a pathetic manchild any parent would be ashamed to call their own?
>>16885008
I don't know my dad that well but he really isn't that type I'm pretty sure. He isn't religious and I'm 99% sure he knows I masturbate, but he's never told me to stop or anything. I've seen him watch porn himself too.
>>16885028
To you and the people suggesting tablet/laptop - it's not just for fapping, I just feel really uncomfortable when people look at my screen from behind my back, no matter what I'm doing. Fapping was just a quick example to illustrate this clearly.
>>16885043
Dunno man, generally retarded people don't realize they're retarded.
But again, it's not just for fapping. I can watch porn on my phone if I want to. I just used it as an example. Now please stop trying to compensate for your pedophilic tendencies by hating on lolis.
>>16885100
> generally retarded people don't realize they're retarded.
Smartest thing you've said ITT. Meditate on this.
>>16885116
Meditation complete. Now what?
>>16884713
Buy a 15 dollar smart phone and use it to look up porn with your wifi
>>16885284
I already have a phone and can look at porn using it, me saying that in the OP was just an example. I feel uncomfortable when people are looking at my screen from behind my back, which is the reason I'd like to have my PC in a more private place.
>>16884696
Just be Frank with him and tell him you wanna fap in peace.
the mistake was that your parents even let you use the computer you pedophilic degenerate furry fuck, get yourself chemically castrated
Take pic related
>>16885428
Hey, I never even mentioned furries. I'm just a pedophilic degenerate fuck. Should I still proceed in getting myself chemically castrated?
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