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My parents kept asking why I never have a gf, so I finally came out to them as a spectrophile. My dad was furious and called me a 'wierdo'. I know I can never have a meaningful relationship with a ghost, but I was born this way and it's not a 'stupid phase'.

How do I convince them my sexual orientation is genuine and not just a transparent cry for help?
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>>16854383
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>>16854383
Just live your life.
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im here to give sound advice

I advise you to go fuck yourself
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>>16854383

I dunno man,

this would be like the one and only time where "you should kill yourself" would litterally be the best and only working advice you're gonna get.
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>I know I can never have a meaningful relationship with a ghost

Says who
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>>16854383
yeah, what >>16854396 said
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>no shadow man will ever come to rape you senseless in the dead of night

i feel you OP, it's fuckin' bullshit
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>>16854383
Set yourself up so you get caught jerking off to Casper the friendly ghost.

They're going to think you're a pedo too but you'll get what you want.
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>>16854383
>How do I convince them my sexual orientation is genuine and not just a transparent cry for help?
With the help of a professional psychological evaluation. When and if it comes back clean, your parents eill have little choice but to go along.
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>>16854383
How old are you and what makes you think it isn't a phase?
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