How the fuck do I live with a gf without worrying about farting and shitting? I think it's disgusting that I have to shit anywhere near my gf. I also fart fuckin constantly I feel like well just be laying in bed and I'll be ripping ass every ten minutes. I'm so fucking scared to shit and have my gf walk by the bathroom
>>16854332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhbxpuBi-HU
>>16854332
Get over it family, everybody poops.
It's not like you're a fatty with a wipe problem.
>>16854332
Get over your need to shit. You have a bathroom, you can close the door. Shit happens.
As for farting, there's a technique where you sit on one ass cheek, lean to the side to spread your ass cheeks apart because the other ass cheek you won't be sitting on, and so when you fart it will be silent.
>>16854332
I don;t know if its a good thing or a bad thing that that is your only concern when living with your SO.
When youre moving in with the SO, I hope to God youve heard them fart at least once.
>>16854349
>it will be silent
but deadly
you're not ready to live with your girl if that's what your worried about
When you get serious and comfortable with someone, you'll realize you're both human and it happens, now probably try not to fart in the same room or next to eachother still, but it's not the end of the world if you do
