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Give me an english name for job applications /adv/

I'm an asian guy and I hate the sound of my name in english tongue. It makes it awkward for the both of us.

Preferably name's starting with 'M'
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Michael.
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>>16852280
What's your Chinese name?
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>>16852280
Mark.
Matthew.

Honestly senpai I'd go with John. Best name in the whole bible.
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>>16852293
If you're going to go with John, at least spice it up a bit.
Like Johan or Jean, or Juan.
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Mack
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>>16852311
Big Mack
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>>16852313
Big Mack Daddy
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>>16852280
Chink McLongdong
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Harry Koche
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Oh we're posting this are we.

Dibs on Mike Hunt.
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My chink name is Meng.

I do like Mack, but yo c'mon I'll become Mack Yang. Would that sound somewhat respectable? Maybe at the club but not at the front door of home depot.

Matthew is a no go, I got a close friend name matt already and it sorta sends me some hardcore cringe.

Keep em cumming though.
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>>16852345
Max is a great name.
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>>16852345
What about Michael or Max?
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Malcolm
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>>16852357
Max Yang. I sound like a league of legends character or something. I dig it. I'll settle for this if there are no others to challenge your claim.
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>>16852345
Your white devil name is Ben.

Congratties.
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>>16852345
>Meng
Yeah, I guess you're on point for wanting a new Western name

The "eng" sound is rather unappealing in English.

How about...
Milton?
That's like, almost the same vowel sound.
Milhouse?

I'd go with Malcom or Max
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>>16852293
I vote for Matthew
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>>16852368
Yeah man, it doesn't help when ghetto people say "mang" to each other, it fucking triggers me to respond to them. What a shit coincidence to share a name with the most common slang in amurica.
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why keep M but no keep other letters mang?
deng yang
why you no rearrange letter instead
negm yang
or add letter
mengo yang
change first letter
beng yang
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>>16852394
Are you creating a reverse villain/rival of me? I don't see how that's helpful.

In all seriousness, those names you suggested are already used for the many siblings/cousins I have.
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Marvin
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>>16852405
why do some families have hundred children and others only allowed one child?
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http://www.babble.com/baby-names/boy-names-that-start-with-m/
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Philip, Harry, George.
Those are classics
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>>16852427
My parents got to america, and there's no law that prevents them from fucking. China land is another thing entirely.
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>>16852436
Fuck off Englander.

But OP, go for slightly more esoteric names.

Like, I knew a Viet guy at a job.
He said his name was "Patrick".
So incongruous to his origins.

Like please man, I'd rather the tongue twister of your original name than something so fake.

So try something vaguely believable.

Besides, Chinese Americans are super common.
Choose anything and you'll be believable.

Manny works. Manny Yang.
Almost the same.
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>>16852456
Why so much hate, buddy?
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Marshal
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>>16852460
You name the three princely and kingly names of England, the fuck am I supposed to respond. b'y?
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>>16852467
What's the problem with that?
People nowadays are so butthurt
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>>16852475
Fucking English
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>>16852478
I'm not even british. Chill, buddy.
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MASTER OF FUNK
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>>16852345
Michael Yang. Mike to your friends.
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>>16852280
Mick
Mickey
Marty
Maurice
Eugene
Eustace
Miller
Mort
Mitt
Eddy
Nigel
Rick
Tony

Some top tier names here op.
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>>16852280
Do you want something that sounds like your name or starts with the same letter or something completely unrelated?
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>>16852725
rolling for Nigel
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Is your real name Masayoshi?
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Milo! Milo is such a great name! Seriously, Milo will get you so much pussy. Otherwise, Micah or
Martin
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How about Miles?
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>>16852280

>Kingsly
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>>16852280
Alex, it's done me a lot of justice
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Asian here, I would not hire anyone despise his own name. Have some confidence in your background and ancestor. Unless your name mean "shit" , "fucker" , "asshole" or something stupid, don't even try hiding yourself behind a western shield, you coward piece of shit.
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>>16852456
listen to this guy.
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>>16852280
Is your name chan?
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>>16853347
his brother's name is four
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>>16852365
funny pic
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>>16852280
Charles Manson
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