>be me
>senior in highschool
>open locker and out falls a valentine's note
>"will you go out with me" and a number
>scared to text because if I don't like them I don't want to be a dick
Wat do?
You can be an autistic and say "I don't care" - if it's a prank, you avoided it thus, if it's not, you might have missed an opportunity with a cool girl or with a land whale - 66% success rate.
If you do call the number, it might have been a prank, or said land whale has a crush on you - 66% failure rate. Then again, if might also be a cool girl - but only for 33%.
BUT: the win in this bet might be totally worth it. If we don't take risks in life, we never grow as people.
At the end, you are the one to decide.
>>16800906
Don't be such a fucking loser. Trust me, you will like anyone who shows you affection when the world kicks you ass a little and your living alone living off a shit job in the future.
You got it all figured out though, don't you?
Fuck off.
>>16801072
Bitter /r9k/ user detected
call from a number that isn't yours and see who picks up
Send dicpic. Or be like...."uhh either you're shy or I'm being pranked.... but he'll if you're shy who are you maybe we can talk n hang out?"
>>16801079
Do you know why the people of /r9k/ are so bitter?
They touched the rock bottom. They can't be hurt any more than they are already hurt.
>>16800906
Attractive, confident people do not resort to unsigned notes in a locker.
Prepare for major disappointment.
>>16801659
oooh... those poor snowflakes.
hurt, as in what?
i think they are just whiny idiots
>>16800906
Roll the dice, op.
>>16801710
You sound just as whiny and bitter as they do
