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I just saw a fucking rat in my apartment. I can hear it in the
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2016-02-04 03:29:06 Post No. 16766529
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 03:29:06 Post No. 16766529 [Report]
I just saw a fucking rat in my apartment. I can hear it in the other room. It's making these scratching noises and freaking me out. I'm a huge pussy and don't want to go near it. How the fuck do I kill it?
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 03:37:10 Post No.16766544
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 03:37:10 Post No.16766544 [Report]
get a gun
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 03:39:58 Post No.16766553
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 03:39:58 Post No.16766553 [Report]
Get some grenades, or a rocket launcher.
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 03:42:51 Post No.16766560
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 03:42:51 Post No.16766560 [Report]
Get a big boner and club the rat to death.
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 03:44:22 Post No.16766564
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 03:44:22 Post No.16766564 [Report]
Call the United States government. Tell them that ISIS members are hiding in your apartment. A drone strike should take care of that rat.
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 03:49:40 Post No.16766580
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 03:49:40 Post No.16766580 [Report]
Drop a hydrogen bomb on your apartment. No more rats after that.
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 03:52:08 Post No.16766589
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 03:52:08 Post No.16766589 [Report]
Burn down your apartment complex. It's the only way.
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 03:54:04 Post No.16766592
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 03:54:04 Post No.16766592 [Report]
Use a combustible lemongrab made by Mr. Newell.
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 03:54:47 Post No.16766595
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 03:54:47 Post No.16766595 [Report]
>>16766529
Whack it with a stick.
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 03:59:56 Post No.16766619
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 03:59:56 Post No.16766619 [Report]
Go out and get 80,000 cats. One of them will surely kill the rat
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 04:04:58 Post No.16766641
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 04:04:58 Post No.16766641 [Report]
Get a Justin Bieber CD, and play it on full blast in your apartment. The rat will leave then.
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 04:10:51 Post No.16766678
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 04:10:51 Post No.16766678 [Report]
Call the cops, and have the rat arrested.
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 04:15:39 Post No.16766698
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 04:15:39 Post No.16766698 [Report]
Get an attorney. File a lawsuit against that rat for trespassing. You might be able to get a good chunk of money.
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 04:19:23 Post No.16766708
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 04:19:23 Post No.16766708 [Report]
Lure it out with a trap. A bucket/string and bait combo should do the trick.
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 04:30:32 Post No.16766749
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Anonymous 2016-02-04 04:30:32 Post No.16766749 [Report]
>>16766529
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Rap_Rat
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