Okay, I'll start by saying I LOVE spicy food, and I like going a step higher every time.
Before last time I had some rice dish with madam jeanettes and ate too much, my anus felt like it was engulfed with hellflame.
Now this time I ate something even spicier. Didn't think about the consequences. It's been 5 hours and I'm afraid to take a shit. Is there away to make it less painful??
>>16760033
Cover your anus in milk.
>>16760034
That sounds ridiculous.
Just stop eating spicy food because you will get hooked and it will never be spicy enough.
>>16760138
Ah that doesn't sound good.
Would moving to max 1 spicy thing a week work?
Analshower with yogurt
>>16760066
Then drink a lot of milk.
>>16760033
Dude I eat spicy food all the time. Just drink plenty of water. I never have volcano poo since I drink a ton of water each day.
>>16760944
Ohh thank you, I'll try drink more!
Bless you vulcano bro
Sounds like you need an ANALgesic, amiritegais?
http://www.drugs.com/cdi/hydrocortisone-lidocaine-cream.html
>>16760033
>>16760621
I'm a big spicy food fan and +1 this. I drink at least 3L of water a day and never really experience anything harsh from my butt. On the other hand, how spicy do you even mean? I go pretty hardcore sir.
