How do I get an escort to fall in love with me when I'm unemployed, poor, fat, live at home and have no car and am a 28 year old virgin? Oh and I never met her she lives in Vegas and I'm in San Bernardino.
an hero
>>16728271
Yes I am hetero
>>16728262
>live at home
Where the fuck else would you live?
>>16728275
Implying that doesn't mean "lives with parents in same house you grew up in" when people say it.
>>16728275
he means with his parrots.
>>16728262
you don't.
get in shape. get a job. meet a real girl.
stop wasting time on these bullshit distractions.
i mean it. wake up tomorrow. eat something HEALTHY for breakfast.
go for a short, slow, jog followed by a long walk. I don't care what the weather is like.
from here on out, you are never to drink a soda or eat fast food or junk food again. only healthy, prepared REAL food, like vegetables and fruits.
even if you aren't going to give up on this stupid hooker thing, do this. because this is, in all likelihood, the first step toward that as well.
So how do I get her to like me?
>>16728262
pimp the bitch out and her friends
>>16728316
But I don't believe in pimping its degrading to women
>>16728274
How new to this site are you?
>>16728344
Since 2008
You better have a damn good personality. An unemployed poor fat shut-in virgin probably isn't exactly new or exciting ground to any prostitute.
Multiple visits, ramp up personal talk progressively, hope she has a thing for non-chads, try to get her to (literally) irrationally fall in love with you.
All I got glhf
>>16728262
Be handsome, selling drugs or being really rich helps
but hookers are very trifling even to the alpha as fuck pimps so imagine how they will treat a beta cuck like you
>>16728384
So you've been here since the beginning?
>>16728421
Would you suggest I burn some of her favorite albums onto cds?
>>16728523
No been here years after moot founded 4chan in '03.
>>16728262
The way to make a whore (or any woman) fall in love with you is to acquire a large sum of money.
>>16728262
>How do I get a specific person to fall in love with me
You can't. It doesn't work that way. Life is not a rom-com.
>>16728262
You do realize that she almost certainly doesn't exist, don't you? The photos in the ads and online are all fakes, and when you phone the escort agency they say "Oh, Clitoria isn't available tonight, but we can send you Vulvina" who turns out to be 50.
>>16728523
set phasers to 'kek'
>>16728262
In a cuck scale from 1 to Germany, I think you are, more or less, Sweden.
>>16728274
this is the best response of 2016 thus far. i think this is going to be a good year for you anon
>>16728262
This is the saddest thing I've read all year.
