what a man has to do if he's ugly? in order to not die alone and virgin? there is a chance if im ugly as fuck?
>>16710055
Mail or bride from Korea or Thailand if you're poor.
>>16710055
Whores. That's the route I'm taking. I'm sure as shit not going to be the stereotypical man with an ugly wife who gets shit on by her for the rest of his life. Fuck that. I'm gonna bang hot bitches until I'm old and wrinkley
but i want a family
>>16710055
Start working out, focus on your hygiene, get a sense of humor, get a good job, and find something that you are passionate about.
I tell ugly dudes to get swole and play rugby if they wanna get laid. Shit works.
better kill myself
Well for one don't be me (painfully obvious. I think I annoyed... About... 50 people and probably had no response... But I still ain't giving a fuck.).... But be yourself and you'll get there.
>>16710539
but this isn't enough, i need to compensate the fact that im ugly
>>16711282
YOU AIN'T UGY
>>16710055
Date an ugly woman. That's all you have to do. Stop thinking you deserve some 10/10 just because you exist. I see a lot of lonely guys who aren't exactly lookers who would probably be a lot happier if they dated a girl that was comparable to them in looks. Instead they go for beautiful girls they have no chance with and complain about getting friend zoned.
>>16710055
Are you actually physica;ly deformed or disfigured?
If the answer to the above is "no", then you are not ugly enough that it pushes women away from you. They may not actively aeek you out in droves, but they don't do that for less than an 11/10 anyway. Other than that, your looks may not be an advantage, but they at least do you no harm.
So, what's a mere mortal who falls within the 10-point scale to do? Work with what you have. Find a hairstyle that flatters you: work with a barber if tou need to. Figure out colors that work WITH you, and adjust your wardrobe accordingly. Take your personal hygeine to an art form, if it isn't there already. You may never beat Brad Pitt in his prime, but you might be surprised how far you can take this.
>>16711317
Hello.....
I must have called a thousand timmmmmmmessss.
>>16710055
How to measure your ugly stick:
Go out to some public place... see a girl walking by.. simply state to her as confidently as you can: "Hello!"
if she keeps on walking without any interaction and you dont look like you are holding a clipboard or hawking something to sell... then go check your avatar in the mirror: is your clothes shit, your hair, do you have a snotty nose? Right now you possibly got beat with a ugly stick.
Try again... if you get a girl to simply say hello back or atleast smile... your ugly stick beating was not that bad.
if you get a girl to stop in her tracks and say hello back... congrats... you are fairly attractive or have a very confident avatar she is curious about... continue gaming. Ask a dumb question, or a compliment.. proceed as you see fit.
Meeting a new woman is that easy.
If you get stuck at step one.. and not one girl stops... you gotta fix your avatar you are presenting to the world: clothing, hairstyle, confidence or voice control, weird eye contact or lack of.. fidgetting around nervous.
Be confident.. this is the easiet lesson to get better at it.
>>16711317
not op but even 'ugly' girls refuse to give me the time of day
>i don't think they are ugly but they are certainly no ivanka trump
>>16711516
confirmed maximum ugly stick victim
i look in the mirror and think i look pretty good, my hygiene is good and my clothes flatter me
i've been retreating farther into fantasy worlds so things are looking up
>ugly meme
Men arent measured the same as women for attractivness.
Are you a manlet? Short men have more trouble with woman than taller men. If youre a normal size man then fuck off
Are you balding? Shave your head. Most women dont care about what style hair men have as long as hes groomed.
Bad facial hair? Shave. Not every women even likes facial hair.
Fat? Lose weight and work out. This applies to the other previous tips. If youre fit women will like you more.
But I suspect youre being a pussy because you dont look like fabio. If you want to be a girly man who can only pick up chicks who stare at their phones all day I suggest you fuck off.
>>16711449
Not op
But I have a lot of acne scars
Does that count as deformed?
every man dies alone
>>16710539
>But be yourself and you'll get there.
NORMIES GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>16710539
>Be yourself and get there
Because I totally haven't fucking done that.
And then there's the beautiful, inspirational
>There's always someone out there for you
>>16711644
dubs confirm
/thread
>>16710082
why?
>>16711282
Here is a skill list for aesthetically challenged men:
Learn to cook
Learn to listen
Learn to work with engines
Learn to work with electrics
Learn to work with plumbing
Do charity work
Get a dog, love that dog and show to women that you are capable of loving something other than yourself.
>>16710539
But be yourself and you'll get there.
fuuuuckk you.
>be your BEST POSSIBLE SELF, and you'll have a BETTER CHANCE to get there.
but not everybody will fucking make it. it's called natural selection m9's.
>>16711290
ugliness is more objective then subjective.
>your nut ugy
is not giving fucking advice.
again:
>NORMIES GET OUT
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>16710055
define 'alone'
also define 'ugly'
also, tell us what your quality standards in women are?
>>16713231
>Get a dog
FUCK YES THIS WORKS
>>16710539
>Named post
>Normal name "Zach" too
>No trip when namefagging, probably doesn't know how
>The infamous "be yourself" line, barely quantifiable as advice
Jesus, how new are you?
>>16711939
No.
>>16711939
Just use foundation make up nigga
Shit improves the look of your complexion, and you won't have to use it once the scars start to go away as you age
>>16713551
You're trying too hard there, buddy.
>>16713116
i want to have children, that's all, a family to protect and make happy
>>16713231
i have three dogs and i do pretty well the skills of your list, i think im fine i guess
>>16713277
i don't have few friends and in the uni im alone the whole day, it's difficult to me to have a group for studying
>define ugly
marks of acne, strong facial factions
>standars on women
at this point, if have vagina (since born) it's fine to me
>>16710055
improve stuff that you can improve
>dress better
>get /fit/
>dr. for acne/scars/etc.
>hobbies
>therapy for mental issues
you can't fix being a midget with a micro-dick, but you can fix everything else
>>16710055
Make lots and lots of money
>>16710055
Nope. Not at all.
>>16713551
I'm everywhere...
Get money and or get famous.
>>16714645
But to be honest, I care..... ;)
I'm still trying to find that one laughter from someone who is quizzically looking at what I write.
>>16714689
winky came off as creepy, perfect. xD
>>16713580
I'm a different anon and I have two really bad acne scars on my face which prevent facial hair growth (symmetrical, one on each side of my face near chin, maybe the size of a nickel). No matter how I try to groom my facial hair, the scars always stand out and I look like a freak. And that's not even mentioning my chest/back scars. I'm fucked for life, and foundation won't help for shit.
>>16710055
GO TO THE FUCKING GYM
LIFT SOME FUCKING WEIGHTS
EAT SOME FUCKING PROTEIN (AND HEALTHY CARBS, SOME FATS, VEGETABLES, FRUIT)
DO SOME FUCKING CARDIO
GET A FUCKING JOB
GET SOME FUCKING FRIENDS
CHILL THE FUCK OUT WITH THOSE FRIENDS
HAVE SOME FUCKING FUN
>>16711644
Not OP but if I lived in the country my parents migrated from, I'd be considered tall, very rich, and have a large penis. In America, I'm a manlet, middle class and have a small penis. FML.
>>16714725
Visit a dermatologist, they might be able to help you. Depending on where you are though, it might cost you a pretty penny.
>>16710055
If CWC can get laid, anyone can get laid.
>>16710055
Be funny.
I've met hot guys with the personality of a sponge. Girls don't put looks on a pedestal as men do. We care about status and personality.
>>16710055
Virgin part is a non-issue.
Drank a bottle of champagne and got myself a hooker yesterday, i'm 25 never had a girlfriend.
It went better than i thought, she was nice, but if you're uncut and you're using to dry fapping i would stay away from porn for atleast a week before going, i couldn't cum with a condom, was ramming her full force for over an hour and didn't nut. can't say i did not expect that, but i thought i would nut under 5 minutes instead, which would probably be even better
it wasn't any more awkward than just talking to a stranger, i will totally do it again because getting a girlfriend still seems impossible even tho im /fit/ and atleast some people said i looked alright.
definitely more confident now but it's still a long way, trying to find a good sex dating site atm, i think i'll start with girls that are 3-4/10 and work my way from there
>>16715681
Excuse me, status? How? What kind of personality. I met guys that have good personality but they always are alone or end in friendzone
Like >>16714931 said, visit a dermatologist. If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, I'm sure they can make something out of you.
