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My wife is one of these woman who only wants to have 100% standard
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My wife is one of these woman who only wants to have 100% standard sex. I'm a guy who likes latex and anime porn. I have talked to her a lot about this over the years. Tonight she has finally decided to try something different, so we are both buying sex toys to use on each other. I want some advice on which would be better for me as a male, either a flashlight or a tenga? Or maybe something better?
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A prostate stimulator will be a better investment for you. That's basically leaving "let's have some fun" territory to "holy shit fuck ah oh no I'm such a buttslut I'm coming just from having my ass violated" territory.
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Maybe a little bit fast from 'could you please give me a blow job' to 'put this up my arse' or do you think it's better just to go all the way crazy?
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I've used a few pocket pussy's between relationships and honestly they're all the same the inside feel totally depends on you. Though I've got to say if it vibrates you should get that
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Ok cool, I found a reusable Tenga that vibrates for about £54 so I think I will order that one then.
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>>16665727
I asked my bf about this and he got so mad he almost beat me
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>>16665780
Your bf is a prude. Tell him I said that. Also tell him I called him a faggot.

>>16665739
What are you, gay or something? I kid, I kid, just don't blame me when you think "I'd really rather be orgasming hands-free right now"
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>>16665815
Oh graat he would beT the crap out of me if I said that

Dang i would love to see him stick something up his ass
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>>16665853
Be all like "hey baby I'm gonna tie you up tonight, you ready?" He'll be like "aww yeah, can't wait." Tie him up, stick a vibe up where the sun don't shine, he'll be like "no, no," then just leave him there for 10, 15 minutes. Problem solved, everyone's happy.
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>>16665722

My wife only ever wants missionary and gets panic attacks from sex toys from years of being molested.

Get on my level.

> INB4 your life sounds terrible
> INB4 how can you live this way?
> INB4 You should try sex therapy, I am sure after 12 years of marriage you never fucking thought of that idea
> INB4 She is cheating on you, because the concept of a sex negative woman is inconceivable to anons
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>>16665867
Except for hes the dominant one and i could never tie him up
He is very strong

I bet he would like it sooo much though to have something smal and thin up his butt.
I know he would love it.
But i am scared of being hurt. Once he kocked me so hard he broke his toe!
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