So I think I might have caught HIV. I was masturbating and some of my spunk landed on a cut on my leg. The blood mixed with the spunk. now I have a cough and a sore throat. How likely is it I have caught HIV?
You're fucked, better end it while you still have your balls.
That's what AIDS does, right? Makes your balls fall off?
>>16662933
Yep totally got HIV because you're currently spreading gay cancer with your shitposting.
Cool b8 m8
>>16662940
i dont have gay cancer
>>16662933
No you been masterbating outside during winter again.
>>16662940
I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Just for the sake of any morons who happen upon this thread:
You can't get any new blood-borne illnesses from your own bodily fluids.
>>16662933
At least you don't have super aids!
>>16662933
Are there really people this fucking stupid?
How do you survive on a daily basis?
>>16663400
>How do you survive on a daily basis?
spaghetti-O's and pepsi.
>>16662933
check this...maybe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IUiSOAlHYM
>>16662933
10/10 because /adv/ is still the easiest board to troll.