"Eyy gurl u wan sum fuk" isn't really effectibe
If you want to just know some stupid pickup lines, to use as an icebreaker, just google that shit. If you think they actually work, then no, no they don't.
wanna drink wine and make out?
>>16649993
Someone got me with this inside a bar one time.
Take an icecube from your drink and throw it on the ground in front of her, then when she looks at you weird say:
"Sorry, I was just trying to break the ice. Did it work?"
ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?
>pull out pockets
want to?
Once I met a guy who I was a little turned off by because we were the exact same height. He said:
I know I'm short, but at least we will see eye to eye.
I had his baby two years later.
>>16650020
jesus christ don't ever do this. if this works on you you're a female version of an autist.
>>16650045
>Waa I don't like that someone tried something that I think is stupid and it worked
God forbid a guy tries something a little cheesy. Oh and by the way, it wasn't just the line that got me-it was the WAY he did it.
>>16650054
Retard spotted.
>>16650045
I thought it was funny. It's all about the delivery.
>>16650084
Insecure virgin faggot spotted
>>16650024
I lol'd.
>>16650020
If done right this could work or at least get a smile out of them
>>16650107
Hey, worked with me. But that guy also had the cutest fucking boyish smile. He made sure to put his head down lower than mine when he threw the ice, so when I looked, he was looking up at me from and angle. My eyes naturally travelled to his eyes, and then he smiled and said that.
Was honestly the cutest and funniest pick up line I've ever had done on me.
You can always pull a rag out and ask her if this smells like chloroform.
