I hate that because I'm white I'll never have a meaningful sex life nor be popular nor anything. Fuck my life. Fuck geneticd
You're not popular or having sex because you're a whiny loser posting on 4chan about your problems. Ever think about that?
What girl would want to date a whiny loser?
>>16643045
Its because I'm not black anon. Bitches avoid small dicks like me
>>16643026
Oh magic 8 ball: should I go see a whore for my 28th birthday and finally lose my virginity?
>>16643052
I'm in my teens
>>16643052
>2
Shit!!
Will a cockroach travel to the city of communism?
>>16643047
>You're not popular or having sex because you're a whiny loser posting on 4chan about your problems. Ever think about that?
>What girl would want to date a whiny loser?
What part of this post don't you understand, cuntmuffin? Can you read? Are you illiterate? Are you developmentally disabled? Do you have ADHD? Can you tie your own shoelaces without mom's help?
I TOLD YOU YOUR PROBLEM. STOP FANTASIZING ABOUT BIG BLACK COCKS AND RESOLVE IT.
>>16643073
It can't be that easy
>>16643026
Will she come back for me?
>>16643090
>>16643026
But why glorious 8 ball? Please, tell me, is the coming back for me?
>>16643047
>White people never have large dicks
>This means I will never have sex
Have you watched porn? Have you seen any of the 10 billion white married couples in the world? Sometimes, black women will even sleep with and marry a white man! Whoa.
>>16643087
Tell me, will I live a life that I dream of?
Should I kill myself and make up for the promise I made?
>>16643090
>>16643092
>>16643026
Fine 8 Ball of wonder... does she still love me?
>>16643090
>>16643092
>>16643026
>>16643102
Is she ever going to understand her mistakes?
>>16643090
>>16643092
>>16643026
>>16643102
>>16643109
Will we get another chance at being together in a couple of years?
>>16643090
>>16643092
>>16643026
>>16643102
>>16643109
Fine... I guess. It's not a complete no, isn't it?
>>16643112
lol
Should I attempt writing something?
>>16643026
Then I have a chance!
>>16643102
>>16643109
>>16643112
>>16643119
>>16643125
This is the wildest streak I've ever had in my life.
Seriously 8 Ball, Will she come back?! I damn love her!
Will I have cancer?
>>16643093
>There are only 7 billion people on earth.
Has my post been seen?
>>16643026
I don't like your answers 8 Ball! Just tell me the truth. I'm not gonna wait for her! I'mma live my life but I want another chance with her! Will I have it?!
>>16643136
I'm literally continuing this just to see how far it goes.
Uhhh will I get a GF as pretty and talented as her?
>>16643026
I fucking hate you 8ball... I'm gonna die in the next 5 years aren't I?
Is she... going to get with someone else in this year?
Will we ever be?
>>16643151
After that will I get another chance?
>>16643151
>>16643158
Okay... is everything you say true and going to happen?
>>16643151
>>16643158
>>16643160
You're just playing with me are you? You cocky bastard
>>16643164
>>16643160
>>16643158
>>16643151
Damn it... what did I do wrong? Why are you pissed at me, will you be pissed at me next thread?
>>16643156
What about now?
>>16643151
>>16643158
>>16643160
>>16643164
>>16643167
8 ball I hope to never meet you again.
>>16643132
Sorry I meant 290799 billion not 10 billion. Hyperbole.
Anyway, I truly hope that OP is hanging his head I shame at what a dumbass he is, and will emerge from his room enlightened.
Magic 8 ball
Is my manager trying to get me fired or is it all in my head?
>>16643196
What about now?
>>16643201
Fuck
Is Jessica gay?
>>16643368
Fuck
>>16643132
Underrated post
>>16643379
FUCK, I meant >>16643129
O magic 8-ball, will she get back with me?
>>16643026
Will we end up together
>>16643414
Thank you based eightball. Maybe I'll send her a text or something
>>16643026
I shouldn't really care about 8-ball threads, but whatever.
Will the cutester and I ever get back together, even though I'm the one who ended it for his sake?
>>16643422
Ok guess I'll just wait to run into her randomly again
is she fucking in to me or not because i'm getting very mixed signals
>>16643488
oh fuck
Should I kill myself?
>>16643488
actually, im going to try again, double or nothing magic 8 ball
>>16643488
>>16643495
Get kek'd
If I ask her tomorrow, will she say yes?
Should I do it?
>>16643536
How about now?
>>16643542
Fuck.
>>16643047
>Bitches avoid small dicks like me
No, bitches avoid massive dicks like you.
Will my life actually improve this year?
Will I ever see him again?
>>16643943
Alight, 8-Ball, will my life improve this year? Predict away please.
>>16643943
>>16643953
Goddamn, 8-Ball. Will my life be shit in the year of 2016?
8 ball does she like me?
>>16643965
lmao
nice 5 tho
>>16643943
>>16643953
>>16643965
Thank you, almighty 8-Ball. One last question before I go: should I eat this last slice of pizza?
Will she enter my life again?
Will things work out with Joan 8ball? I really like her, shes so god damn sweet
Does she like me?
>>16644000
Fuck you ball I want an answer not your trips
are you a trustworthy 8 ball?
Will we fuck when she comes over ball?
>>16644035
Will we do anything sexual?
Is everyone posting on here a sad under age loser?
>>16644048
Would this anon want the dick if we met irl?
>>16644055
I like you, 8ball. Wanna fuck?
>>16644055
Does this anon have fat fingers?
8 ball, is masturbation bad from a moral point of view?
Yes or no?
>>16643026
will she succ me?
>>16644063
Do you want the d, 8bby?
Will i ever get married.
Will i ever F her in the P
>>16644086
Answer me!
Will I be able to cum next time I have sex?
8ball, why does it burn when I pee?
>>16644073
will i get the succ?
8 Ball I'm back.
Is my ex worth it?
Should I collaborate with him?
I'm so uncertain. Guide me, 8-Ball.
>>16643026
Will we end up happily married til death do us part?
>>16644113
>>16643026
Alright, I'll ask again. Will we end up together, happily married, for life?
>>16643026
roll
Are all women sluts?
>>16644115
Can I ask again? Having to reroll made it a little bullshit.
>>16644131
Alright. Will we end up happily married together for life, till death do us part? Final time asking.
>>16644142
Is this anons partner cheating on him?
>>16643026
I am extremely successful and at the very top of my field.
I have never felt more empty in my life.
>>16643026
Will I ever have a reason live?
will my ex forgive me?
Are we all gonna make it?
>>16643026
Good morning 8Ball...
Is my girlfriend coming back?
>>16643026
>>16646053
Is she?
>>16646053
>>16646056
>>16643026
oh for fucks sake, is she coming back??
>>16646060
Is his ex gonna suc my dick.
>>16646060
Your results are hilarious gotta admit.
is this date even gonna happen
>>16646069
fuck yeah is it gonna well?
Is she cheating?
>>16646067
Yeah I never had this much fun, I wonder how far can it go.
>>16643026
Alright 8Ball, for one last time..
Is my girlfriend coming back?
>>16646114
Holy shit, for real?
>>16646118
FUCK YOU 8 BALL
>>16646114
>>16646118
fucking rekt lmao
>>16643026
Will you marry me?
Will i get the courage to kill myself soon?
8-Ball are you the voice of God?
>>16646290
will i get the courage to kill myself at all?
>>16646293
>ask again
well are you?
>>16646296
>>16646290
BRUH please nigga I wanna die. Gimme some info senpai
>>16643026
ok 8ball, for REAL THIS TIME.
IS
MY
GIRLFRIEND
COMING
BACK
TO
ME
NO BULLSHIT THIS TIME
I'M DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS
>>16646356
>>16643026
You never give up, do you, 8ball?
>>16646397
>>16646356
>>16643026
ok seriously, are you fucking alive?
Will I ever find someone who loves me and graduate from being a kv
>>16646430
I figured as much
WILL I
HAVE
SEX
WITH
HER
WHEN WE
MEET UP
?
>>16643026
>waah i'll never be popular
>because i'm white
Ok, look. I'm not an SJW by any stretch of the imagination. I'm pretty darn far to the right on the political spectrum: I don't fit neatly within any party I'm aware of, but I have trouble keeping liberal friends after we talk politics, if that's worth anything in establishing non-SJW cred.
But... dude. Seriously, man, what the hell. You push people away like it's going out of style, and you tell yourself, out of all the possible cheap excuses out there, that it's because you're white? I've seen people go through some really impressive mental gymnastics to avoid taking responsibility for their own problems, but this takes the fucking cake.
>>16643026
As an Asian girl, I can say white guys are the cutest.
Anyways, Magic 8 ball: Am I being paranoid? Will everything be okay for me?
>>16643026
Will i fuck Klea any time soon?
>>16647110
well fuck
>>16647088
Whys that? Do you think he's cheating on me, or lying about something, Magic 8 ball?
>>16647114
Do you think I'll ever find out about it?
>>16647118
Could it be that one girl with the red hair?
>>16647184
will I ever find proof of it
>>16647197
As soon as I get back home?
>>16647204
Should I strangle her?
>>16647216
why can't you predict this now 8 ball?
If she's with my man, then she's cheating on Bill and that's not okay.
ay you magic ate ball, should I date this girl that likes me?
>>16647230
Thas cold, nigga. Are you sure?
>>16643026
Alright 8Ball... I'm not giving up either...
Is.. My girlfriend [spoiler]Coming back?[/spoiler]
>>16643026
>>16647241
Don't Bullshit me 8ball... Is she?
>>16643026
Should I crack you open and drink your goo?
>>16647267
DON'T DO IT! I still neeed him!
b0ss
>>16647204
Oh, will I find out from his phone by the way?
>>16647382
From him?
>>16643026
will we?
Should i keep the m
>>16643026
Should 8 keep the fucking b
Does the card get taken this year?
ay lmao gf ?
fml 2k16 gf ?
Nele ?
N e l e ?? ?
Will I get a gf before I graduate this year?
Will she ask me to try again?
Am I gonna fuck the little ginger?
>>16648643
Asking again god damn.
>>16643026
Will i find a boyfriend this year?
Should I keep on this Tinder thing?
>>16643026
Fantastic 8 ball, should I just go for it?
Will the person I like write to me on kik again?
>>16643026
Will this year be a good one for me?
>>16649143
Asking again, as you wished.
>>16649150
Oh boy.Will it really be that bad?
8-ball, are you bullshitting everyone in this thread?
