how can i take a shit in my new bf bathroom without it stinks?
Fuck if I know. Does he have a nice, firm dick? That's a plus
>>16639168
Then it will smells like shit and smth nice which is more disgusting
>>16639139
Light a match after you shit.
>>16639177
Nah, it traps odor. Might be a good investment for an autismo such as yourself, OP.
>>16639139
Send us a pic of his dick
>>16639139
Jesus Fucking Christ, it's shit. It's going to smell. Enough of this feminine mystique bullshit. You honestly think your boyfriend is really going to care if you have to blow shit out of your asshole? Light a fucking match and be done with it.
>>16639358
>Light a fucking match and be done with it.
This. Carry a small book of matches and light one when you are done.
Of course, if you're constantly carrying your purse into the bathroom, he's going to think you're doing something else. Are you prepared for that?
>>16639168
Got a bottle of this for Xmas (guess someone thinks I smell)
It does actually work. Way better than I thought. I figured it'd be like febreeze where it smells like shit+a fragrance mixed but it does actually trap the smell
Don't eat shitty, greasy food. Or just make sure you're empty before you visit him.
>>16639415
She could just keep them in her pocket.
>>16639449
Whatever chemical it is is probably irresponsible to put into the water. Just let the bathroom smell.
