My older brother got really angry at me cause I did something . He told me he'd kick my ass, now I know I deserve it but I'm scared I don't want to get beat up. What can I say/do to stop him
>>16630440
Beat his ass first.
>>16630453
You don't understand he'd kill me, unless I have a advantage like a bat or gun. I deserve the beating. I'm 18 and he's 27
A man takes a beating when he has it coming
>>16630468
Talk to your mom? Family friends?
>>16630468
Then beat his ass with a bat
>>16630474
No . if I do it would make everything worse. Maybe if he promised not to tell anyone I will accept the beating .
>>16630440
Well shit anon, tell us what you did so we could come up with something
>>16630489
Then take drugs and get the beating.
>>16630491
My 6 year old sister told him I asked her If she wanted to see my penis...I didn't mean it v to be innaapropriate
Scum punks like you don't deserve an older sibling, should have shown your own blood respect. I hope he kills you and gets away with it.
>>16630496
Nigga /b/ isn't real life, what the fuck
Anyways just take the fucking beating this time and say you're sorry and won't do it again smhfam
>>16630496
Sounds like you need your ads beat
>>16630496
actually no i take that back, die you freak piece of shit
>>16630440
Just don't come near him for one or two weeks until his anger vanish
incarcerate yourself
>>16630473
>>16630496
Take your fucking beating buddy. You should know better.
Once you've had your beating, go get some fucking counseling.
>>16630503
I'm sorry I just got a tingling feeling asking her that I swear it wouldn't have gone any farther
>>16630496
>older brother beats your ass
>you try to shield yourself but to no avail
>in between kicks and punches you desperately wail out
>"IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO!"
>little sister watches from a distance
>looks like the dog that sits on the stairs and smiles
>>16630496
He's just jealous because he wants to be the first one to see it. Just show him and everything will be fine.
>>16630520
you're a shit liar
>>16630520
>tingling feeling
Nigga don't be sorry to me, I ain't gonna be the one to beat your ass
>>16630529
I'm not lying
>>16630440
>>16630496
lol you're fucked
Gr8 b8
>>16630496
>>16630520
That was a very rude and ill-conceived thing to do.
Do you think that if you get a severe beating, you'll be less likely to do these things in the future?
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>>16630440
A .50 slug straight to your brothers chest.
>>16630496
Lyl what? Why did you even do that?
Was it supposed to be a joke or something?
But unless you've already revealed it to be true, you could try feigning ignorance. Say you don't know what she's talking about, etc etc.
