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I booked a hotel room tonight in NYC with my bro and hopefully
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I booked a hotel room tonight in NYC with my bro and hopefully we'll pull some poon back to the hotel but I just realized our room has a "max of two people"

Did we fuck up? Can we still have 4 people in the room even if it's only for 2 people?
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>>16626452
nigga that rule is basically meant to be broken
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I don't know nothing about hotel. But can't you just ask someone that works in the hotel?
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Fuck your friend, desu
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>>16626462
>Hello, sir? Yes, you sir. I was wondering, my brother and I were looking to rail some sluts in mouth, pussy, and ass all night long tonight, but unfortunately, the room we have has a maximum occupancy of two persons. Does this mean we need to rent another room from your fine establishment, or should we try and engage in a no-holds-barred fuckfest elsewhere?
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>>16626452
What would Larry do?
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Are you for real? Do you think someone goes around to check how many people are in a room? Give me a break.
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>>16626494
No I figured they'd have like security at the entrance and would deny people, or make note of how many people came in to prevent people sneaking in
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>>16626548
I doubt it. At a nice hotel they wouldn't bother guests like that. At a shitty one, they probably have bigger problems and don't really care. In any case I'm not some world traveler but going into a hotel isn't a big deal, lots of people always coming and going for various reasons, no one keeps track of all that.
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>>16626452
By max of two people they probably mean how many bed spaces there are, right?
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If you mention that you have more than two people to them directly they are obligated by management to refuse you service. But if you rent a room for 2 and it ends up being that more people sleep there, there's nothing they can do about it. It's not like they have "room patrol."

I went to an event with some friends and we split a 2 guest room between 10 people for 3 days
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I don't think that's a rule that only 2 people can reside in the room. Even if it, was no one will go up your room and say you can't do that.
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I went to a party at a motel. It was a room rented for 2 people. There were about 16 people there, constantly coming and going. No one gives a shit.

Nice Bernie pic btw. Is this a new meme? Cuckposting?
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I went to an anime convention last year and bought a room for 4 people. We slept 14. You're good.
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I live and work in NYC. No, there's no way to enforce this rule. There's no secret checks or anything. Just don't mention it, and you'll be fine.

On that note, I have two questions / comments for you:

(1) What are you planning on doing, having sex in the same room that your brother is in? Isn't that kind of weird, bro? It's going to be a tough sell to ask a woman to do that. I mean, plenty of guys have rooms / apartments that DON'T have blood relatives next to you when you're trying to have sex. Or are you just planning on getting escorts?

(2) You traveled in for New Year's? Please, as a native New Yorker, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CITY, YOU TOURIST TRASH. Shitheads like you are the reason that my wife and I can't get a reservation anywhere in Manhattan on holidays. Why don't you go home to Shitville, Middle America, or wherever the fuck you're from? I don't go visit your shitty hometown, so don't visit mine. I bet you're the same kind of asshole who walks slowly on the sidewalk and asks people for directions (since you're probably not smart enough to read a map or smartphone).
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In hotels generally you do what you want in the room as long as the fire alarm doesnt go off the staff couldnt give a flying fuck
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>>16626661
I think you need to get over yourself my good sir. That is a very rude and weird way to talk to someone
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>>16626670
I was kind of wondering some of the same things.
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>>16626670
>Good sir

You're the worst.
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>>16626670
>what is new york
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Hotels usually don't give a fuck about stuff like that. Fuck, I remember for Spring Break me and a bunch of friends got two hotel rooms to split between like... ten people. Nobody caught shit for it.

Just don't give them a reason to give a fuck.
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>>16626695
>Not understanding the post-ironic context.

Untermensch please
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>>16626661
>native New Yorker
Yawn, proud of being from NYC? You and your wife are probably ghetto trash anyway, if you weren't so fucking poor you wouldn't be competing for the same motel 8 as anon here.
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>>16626661
By bro I meant good friend and cmon dude it's New Years eve, that's part of the deal with living in NYC

I feel your frustration though I live in Boston and tourists stay fucking up traffic 24/7
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>>16626776

Oh really. Obv ur a dickhead
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>>16626815
>Yawn, proud of being from NYC? You and your wife are probably ghetto trash anyway, if you weren't so fucking poor you wouldn't be competing for the same motel 8 as anon here.
You're trying way too hard.
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