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Be me
26 yo male
Work in hospital for county.
See girl in medical records 9/10 Linda Ronstadt look alike.
Talk to her, eat lunch, ask her out.
Take her to nice Chinese Restaurant, then to my place.
Gave her white wine.
Everything going nicely. I am very attracted to this girl.
She says out of nowhere, "The girls in Medical Records think you are gay."
I say why. She says, "Because you are tall, thin, dress nice and have sculpture in your office."
I am now pissed. I say yes I am gay and I don't think I can have sex with a woman.
Then I take her hand and lead her to bedroom, undress her and eat, suck and fuck her every way possible. Cum in her.
Take her home, kiss her goodnight.
Call her about two weeks later and ask her to cookout with friends.
She says, "NO, she is not just a piece of ass."
WTF?!
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>>16626268
>fuck her
>don't call for two weeks
>she gets pissed that you're using her for sex
Self-respecting women who want relationships don't fuck with that shit. Maybe if you would have called her within a few days of your "date"
Apologize and say you were busy and stressed or some Shit. If you just want sex fuck off though because she's made it clear that she's not into being yor booty call
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>>16626268
You've probably wanted too much to prove her you're not gay. Not enough romantic I guess
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>>16626268
>Cum in her
Mah nigga Mah nigga. That's the only way to go. Fuck em, fill em up, dump em. Move onto the next dumpster, OP. Players ain't got time for relationships
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Don't think you could ever recover from the way you played it.
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She's just a typical dumb whore who doesn't know what she wants.

There are plenty of other whores in the sea, OP.
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(OP) I really liked her and found her REALLY sexually appealing. She was quite dumb though.
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