>In my room watching Yuru Yuri
>Sister is home from college
>Barges in my room
>I'm super autistic but even I can tell she's acting weird
>She sits down on my bed and watches the screen with me
>After a minute, she silently wraps her arms around me and leans her head into me
>I'm freaking out, she's all warm and smells really nice
>I finally manage to stammer and ask her what she wants
>"I failed all of my classes this semester"
>I remember everything about easy mode
>"That's ok, you can just find a rich husband" I blurt out
>She bursts into tears and runs out of the room
What did I do wrong /adv/?
>>16623275
>tfw no little sister
You should have kissed her
>I remember everything about easy mode
>What did I do wrong /adv/?
take a fucking guess.
>>16623275
>What did I do wrong /adv/?
You didn't fuck her.
How could you, OP? You're in a situation I'd give everything to be in and you don't fuck her. What kind of onii-chan are you? Disgusting.
>>16623275
>it's okay for you to be a failure because you can get a guy to support you
You see nothing wrong with telling her this?
>>16623453
How is it wrong if its true?
Women get paid to exist and cry about muh wage gap
>>16623275
You can pass that off as a joke. Just tell her it was a bad joke with bad timing. Tell her how sorry you are to hear about, you know, be sympathetic. Commiserate. Clod.
>>16623275
>What did I do wrong?
you had shit taste in anime
>>16623460
You were supposed to ask her what went wrong and try to help her become a success rather than just telling her being a failure is okay. No one wants to hear that.
>>16623468
What is a good anime?
>>16624249
logh
ykk
>>16623275
Fucking lmao.
God, this is perfect
>>16624252
this post would be better if Kircheis was here...
>>16623275
>>16623453
>>16623460
Srsly tho that ez mode shit ain't no joke, my female cousin is 18, and she's already dated 3 guys within a year that all make 50k+ While my male cousins and I are all single, and all fucking broke.
Such is life.
>>16623275
>What did I do wrong /adv/?
4chan wisdom is not applicable to actual real world situations you dumb dumb.
