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Which body from these is most attractive to you girls?
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>>16617116
Ottermode 100%
Skinny and skinnyfat are the second best
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Builtfat
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>>16617120>>16617122

so you don't even consider athletic?
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This is absolutely more of a personal preference.


Personally I love skinny fat/average guys. With clothes look pretty normal but have a little soft belly. I also like when they have some body hair. But anywhere from skinny-chubby is fine. Mostly extremes like muscular, obese, or skeletal that I am not into at all.
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>>16617124
Athletic is fine it's just you asked which one was the most attractive
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>>16617128
so you's pick a skinnyfat dude over an athletic one?
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>>16617136
Yeah, but like >>16617126 said it's personal preference. And the guys personality aise way more important to me anyway, as long as you aren't overweight or look like that bodybuilder it doesn't really matter to me
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>>16617136
This is me >>16617126


Yes skinny fat over athletic everyday.
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skinny, skinnyfat, and ottermode
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>>16617150
this has to be bait
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>>16617159
Why?
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>>16617159
Haha no I'm completely serious! Muscular guys are like plastic or hard looking. Some even look like they are going to pop! Also they tend to come off a little angry to me and men that yell terrify me. Skinnyfat/average guys are just so comfortable and real. They still look hot while I also want to cuddle them.
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>>16617164
>>16617165
So you like the aesthetics of the atletic guy but you hate them because the seem like they're overcompensating?
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The 3 on the bottom left
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>>16617165
Seconding this plus I hate the way veins look on really muscly guys

>>16617172
I don't like the aesthetics or think they are overcompensating I'm just less fond of how they look compared to ottermode
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Ottermode is just the perfection
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I'm almost 5'10" skinnyfat/ottermode at different times throughout the year and Anonette's answer doesn't surpise me at all. I banged a Amazonian built 5'11" hotness with chest piece tattoo and silicon tits this very morning. Chicks dig me.
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Builtfat and Bearmode. I can't be with a skinny man, if I wanted to be with a fragile faggot I'd be a lesbian.
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>>16617172
No the opposite I don't like the aesthetics of athletic/muscular guys. I think ottermode is like model tier and I wouldn't turn a guy away but anymore than that and I'm not that interested. I really do find skinnyfat/average the most aesthetically pleasing.
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>>16617120
Skinnyfat and buildfat. Skinny and ottermode are okay too. Chubbyfat is acceptable if he has a cute face. I just like it when people look "real" and approachable.
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>>16617197
Oops, misquoted.
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builtfat cause thats what type my boyfriend is.
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>>16617116
>no trap type

this chart was made for faggots
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skinny and ottermode
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>>16617116
Builtfat
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>>16617116
athletic or builtfat are the best. ottermode next, but I'm 5'10" and very sturdily built (my frame is not dainty), so I don't like dudes skinnier than I am (and some 5'9 otterboys are tiny). Bearmode. Skinnyfat next, then built.

That said, that's just preference based on looks only. For the right guy, I could do almost anything (no obese please). But if I could dictate looks, then that would be my list.
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>otter mode
>completely hairless

Oh okay. Let's just use phrases we don't understand at all.
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>*female opinions will vary and depend on where they currently are in their menstrual cycle
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Athletic, bearmode, ottermode. I'm very lucky, my bf has the body of a greek god
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>>16617116
Anything but NOT skinny, skinny fat, fat, chubby
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What I'd fuck: skinny, ottermode, skinnyfat, builtfat, chubbyfat. Probably both athletic and fat as fatass as well provided I was REALLY into the guy and found his overall way of carrying himself quite attractive.

Most attractive, builtfat or chubbyfat. Skinnyfat is nice as well. I'm a bit of a chubby chaser but it depends on how they carry their fat, I like a guy with a pudgy stomach but less so when they are droopy all over without a gut.
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>>16617363
Overlooked bearmode. That one goes into would fuck territory.
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>>16617332
Nah
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>>16617120
This plus possibly athletic mode
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>>16617186
confirmed old milf.
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Ottermode and athletic are very, very attractive. Skinnyfat is neither attractive nor unattractive, everything else is unattractive. Basically, have low body fat + muscles.
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My absolute favourite is skinnyfat
I like ottermode, skinny and builtfat
If I truly liked his personality and intelligence, I'd go for athletic, chubbyfat and bearmode.
No attraction for Fat as fatass, built, bodybuilder.
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skinnyfat perf
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skinnyfat and builtfat are GOD TIER
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athletic, builtfat or chubbyfat
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>>16617343
Forgot builtfat. Yum!
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>>16617116
Builtfat and bearmode, get on me
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>>16617116
I literally can't tell the difference between most of those pictures. The graphic is kind of lame.
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Ottermode, skinnyfat, builtfat, and chubbyfat all are attractive. Skinny can be under the right conditions but that's too thin for me, he looks fragile. Maybe when I was a teen I would've said he was hot though.
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In my experience, younger women tend to like skinny guys while older women like bigger guys. It makes sense considering younger guys are skinnier generally.
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>>16617136
yup
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Otter mode or athletic but I'd consider banging any of them.
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>>16617116
I like skinny fat or chubby. I don't like built guys too much. My current boyfriend is in between skinnyfat and chubby, and he has the perfect body for me. His butt is also the best I've ever seen.
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>>16617654
Pics pls
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My ideal is my bf. I would put him between otter mode and athletic. Gosh, i love his body...
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>>16617577
This.

There are really only three body types - ectomorph, mesomorph, and endomorph.

Most of the pictures are of mesomorphs.
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>>16617116
bearmode.
moar.
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>>16617116
Ottermode has to have a cute face. Skinny fats ok, but built fat is better, feels like more man there.

Athletic can be ok at times but that pic of athletic on the chart looks like the beginning of body building. When I think athletic, I'm thinking well defined muscles with a small tummy, but still some fat on the body and not hard, very pronounced love handles.

Someone who jogs a lot and does sports but doesn't work out usually looks athletic.
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>>16617116
1.Athletic
2.Built
3.Ottermode
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5
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anything else and Id rather die alone.
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>>16617491
>confirmed never banged anything other than fatties and scrawny weaklings
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Ottermode but with hairy nipples, skinny fat is good. Athletic would be alright if it's not over did. I don't like too much muscles on guys takes away from their natural attraction
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Ottermode / Skinnyfat / Builtfat for sure.
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feels good to see all these skinnyfat/ottermode posts
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Skinnyfat or builtfat are probably my favourites. I find them all attractive enough except skinny, athletic, built, bodybuilder and fat as fatass.
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I'd honestly give a shot to anything that isn't skinny or fatass.
But I find athletic the most desirable.
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of those pictures, skinnyfat, skinny and ottermode in order of would-fuckness

i love my boyfriend's body and it's most comparable to skinnyfat of those
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Body builder here.

I've never had any girl be intimidated by me, most girls want to touch my arms or my chest. Aside from fat girls and girls that look like they are hicks. I like it. I was a chubby till end of high school. I got into body building did that. Got far enough I just maintain now. I don't do 6 hours at the gym or any of that... anymore...

I work out 4 days a week maybe 2 hours a day and still maintain... Girls who like skinny dudes tend to be dikes and welfare trash. So consider yourself lucky bro.

Fat girls tend to like skinny or middle ranged bodies again, if you like some chubby girls or girls with nice faces ugly bodies you might be fine.

Frankly, I'd just say this too all you insecure dudes. Get in shape for you, don't do it for some vapid whores. Real ladies don't waste time on trivial shit. ( to them, big deals for insecure faggots. ) Just better yourself, have a job and girls you like regardless of what you think you want from a girl will notice you. Now, just don't fuck it up and be a weirdo and you're good.
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>>16618224
Jesus Christ you are practically leaking insecurity
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>>16617116
Ottermode, Skinny, Skinnyfat in that order.

Athletic men are too scary and come off as kind of self absorbed somehow-I know that's not true for everyone but it just makes me feel that way when I see someone like that. Also I worry that because they're so strong they'll be much more aware of how much more powerful they are than me and try to hurt me or control me with their strength through threats or actual violence. Maybe this is just my defense mechanism showing though.

Anything else is just too big. I'm small and don't want to get squashed. Chubbyfat is ok too I guess...but I wouldn't talk to someone like that until maybe in my 40s when I'm less attractive. Then ok, that's about my league by then. When I look like that too then I won't mind! But since I don't, it's not ideal and I don't want it. Maybe I'm a little cruel, but it's honesty.
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>>16618224
Oh my god.
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>>16618224
Oh! We posted around the same time, but it seems I'm the type who strikes a nerve in you. Um...to dismiss all people who aren't impressed with your body as ugly is a little...immature. You just have to accept that there are many women who will find your body too scary. Men can be scary enough as it is. If they're big and strong and constantly trying to get bigger, something doesn't feel safe about that. Maybe in the past when that was necessary! but today there is no reason to be so fierce looking. and taking that kind of guy home to meet parents would be embarrassing, family would not take him seriously. He's just too obsessed with his looks.

A normal average guy is just fine for a normal average woman. If you want to have big nice body then that's ok too and you will attract fit nice body women as well. And you can worry about each others looks together. but just normal small girls don't really want you. At least not for long term serious relationship. No one wants stressful person who worries about appearance that much.
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>>16618311
>A normal average guy is just fine for a normal average woman.
So much this. Of course you're going to draw a crowd of the women who do like it if you have an extreme looking body. But most women just like people in the normal range. Not just trashy or fat ones.
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>>16618311
The fit guys wouldn't want you roastie get off your high horse.
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Builtfat or skinnyfat
They're the best in cuddles.
I've date the so called bear more, it was the worst sex in my life, and it hurt a lot and it wasn't in a good way.
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I'm between builtfat and bear mode....but more leaning towards bear mode
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>>16618848
If you are gay then you'll be swimming in it
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>>16617116
>ctrl f
>subjective

Not even once.
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>>16618860
Several people have mentioned that what they've said is only personal preference
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>>16617116

I fucking love builtfat for some reason.
I used to lean towards built/athletic more but builtfat is to me what I suppose a girl with big hips and breasts is to dudes.
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>>16617116
Bearmode is always appealing, although I have yet to meet someone like that IRL.

I prefer something that's between ottermode and athletic with more fat. Kind of like the builtfat, but with more muscle and less fat.

Honestly, the picture chart kind of sucks. Everything on the top row is too lean and everything on the bottom is too fat (for me at least).

>>16617165
>Skinnyfat/average guys are just so comfortable and real. They still look hot while I also want to cuddle them.

Pretty much this. I don't like skinny or skinnyfat and I need more muscle than an average guy, but "athletic" guys just aren't as comfy to cuddle with. Or have sex with for that matter.

Also, they look better in pictures than in real life. IRL they just look weird and uncomfortably lean.
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>>16618917
this thread is for girls, faggot
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Built fat and athletic
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>>16618383
Not that anon, but then that's perfect! She doesn't want fit and neither fit wants her.

You get down of your high horse, sir, Jon Snow >> That Dothraki asshole
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>>16617116
Builtfat 100%
Also like bearmode and ottermode.
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>>16617332
guess I'm on the same spot for decades then..?
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>>16618924
I am a girl. What's your problem?
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>>16617116
I like ottermode, athletic, skinnyfat, builtfat, and bearmode. It's all good as long as they're not too skinny and not too muscular.
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>>16617116
social status is the most attractive body-type
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>caring about what women want
>implying women know what they want
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>asking girls what they want

You might all say no to athletic and above, but I guarantee you fantasize about him while banging your skinnyfat.
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>>16619120
But why would I lie about it?
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>>16617116
I honestly like chubby guys. Not fat or obese but men with chubby but muscular builds like construction workers. I couldn't tell you why but it's sexy to me. I like most builds in general though. I don't like skinny guys with little muscle. I'm friends with girls who like the hipster build but I'm not attracted to it at all. If you have muscles I'd probably find you attractive. If you're built like a 15 year old or short I'm not interested.
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>>16619139
Just realized bear mode is what I'm into. So sexy. Even with a gut it looks sexy.
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>>16619120
Different people like different things.
I don't like abs. I don't like huge arms. And I would never fantasize about being fucked by someone with that body type. I don't really like it. I try to avoid it in porn too.
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Athletic, duh, although the example is pretty extreme, I mean that dude is cut.
Built is sexy, but that dude pictured looks like a fucking bodybuilder.
What is ottermode even? A skinny dude who works out a little? I guess I would like that when I was 12-14
What is the difference between builtfat and bearmode? They look the same to me, like an athletic guy who gained weight over his muscle. I would say that body type is acceptable, my fiance lost a little of his muscle definition (since I'm 9 months, and the male pregnancy is real) but he'll definitely have to get back in shape when I do.
Skinny, skinnyfat, chubby, and fatass are also disgusting and destable. Only girls with mental issues, preteens, or fellow ugly/fat chicks find any of those attractive.
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>>16619128
Yes.

>>16619150
I'm sure if he was there undressing you, you'd have no complaints.
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>>16619249
>I'm sure if he was there undressing you, you'd have no complaints.

My boyfriend is between buildfat and athletic and honestly I do like him more when he is less defined. No complaints when he's more athletic, I love his personality and his mind, but I prefer smaller and "weaker" bodies. I love his back, his shoulders and his chest, but abs and arms are just not my thing. I do miss his belly.
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>>16619150
just curious, but what is your body type?
I have never met a fit girl who is attracted to non-fit guys.
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Otter & builtfat
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As a skinnyfit guy (between skinny and otter) this thread probably should make me feel validated but I'm actually a little disappointed. Being skinny has its drawbacks and a well-maintained athletic physique is simply functionally superior. Does that not have any weight at all? I'm not super weak but it's pretty emasculating when I'm outperformed by a stronger and fitter guy when carrying heavy loads for example. I don't even get how skinny would be nicer to look at or "comfier". I guess ordinary and flawed equals more relatable and thus lovable. Nonetheless, I'm going to continue improving my physique and if I at some point get involved with a girl who has a preference for skinnyfat guys I can hopefully make her question that preference because it makes no sense to me.
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>>16619120
I promise you I would not sleep with someone that was crazy muscular. And I absolutely fantasize about skinnyfat tall men. Sorry /fit/.
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>>16619505
see>>16619450
they always dodge my question...
I have a theory that girls who are like that are fucked in the head. It's unnatural to want a weak man. They are likely the type to be overweight, 'nerdy' (female autists), and gender-confused. Of course, this is the type of place where normal, healthy people are in the minority. If you feel validated, know that this is not really a representative population, this is a minority opinion from nerd girls who likely suffer from the effects of social isolation.

Why would you want to date someone who does not encourage you to be your best in every way? (which includes being physically fit)
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>>16619566
/fit/ please go.

>virgin joins /fit/ gets ripped
>still virgin
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>>16618311
Your average skinny weakling guy could still easily overpower almost any woman. It makes no difference how big his muscles are, women are just that much weaker.
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>>16619582
Your body doesn't just have to be /fit/...
So does your mind and soul bro.
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>>16617116
any except fatass and bodybuilder
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Chubbyfat, builtfat, skinny fat (:
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>>16619566
Even if your comment is a little edgy, I think you've got a point there. It probably has to do with young age as well, I'm sure the market value of fit men increases when you go over 30, at which point skinnyfat guys have likely turned just fat and face significantly greater health risks. I don't understand this presumption that fit men are always narcissistic and insecure. Why can't it be an indicator of determination, productivity, self-respect, good health and longevity etc., that would seem like a more logical conclusion to me. Perhaps it's the fraction of fit guys who actually are narcissistic and/or insecure and spam gym selfies and memes all over social media giving the whole demographic a bad name.
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>>16619598

2/10
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>>16619598
I disagree. I can overpower any man easily. I have to hit their balls. That's it. Then they are down. Just a light tap. Bam, floor.
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>>16619786

>Why can't it be an indicator of determination, productivity, self-respect, good health and longevity etc

it is
It's pretty simple, insecure people just feel threatened by them, so they put them down.

They made up this whole alpha beta bullshit, which came with ridiculous notions like that confident men were assholes. It's a jealousy and insecurity thing, nothing more to it.

I was a nerdy girl with nerdy guy friends all throughout highschool, and from personal experience I can say nerds are the biggest shit-talkers. They are the meanest people, yet they actually believe the bullshit they spew. I believed it too, until I met my now-fiance. He was very confident and outgoing, dressed like a stereotypical asshole, but he is the most amazing man I've ever met, such a genuine, good person. I dated a nerdy guy who treated me like shit. He had low self-confidence and would always make fun of "alpha douches".
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>>16617116
fat as fatass, thats the best.
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what's this bodytype to you, girls ?

Builtfat ? Chubby ?

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It would be interesting to have an opinion based purely on the view of the body :)
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>>16619881
gayfat bear
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>>16619887
b-but i'm n-no homo, anon...
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Most guys who are skinny generally seem to think they're ottermode.

The girls saying "ottermode" most generally have athletic in mind most of the time.

Lose-lose for everyone so far.
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any of them as long as they don't die in their thirties from heart failure or are not immobile from obesity, and as long as they don't look at other girls.

I never had a problem with big guys, but if I did, it wouldn't last long once I kept him tied up out in the garage a few weeks. He'd slim right up.
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>>16619935
>as long as they don't look at other girls.

femanon here, that's just what they do...
once you accept that men are controlled by their sex drives, you'll be a lot happier. I'm not saying cheating is okay, or that being rude and checking girls out in front of you is okay, but when you're not around they will definitely look at other girls. They will also do it when they think you're not looking. Often they won't be as subtle as they think they're being, but sometimes you have to give them a pass, because if you chastise them or put too many restraints they will resist and be more likely to stray. It doesn't mean they are incapable of monogamous love, men and women are just very different. Embrace the differences.
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>>16619951
I try to put faith into believing that there is more to them than their dicks being a compass for things they want to fuck. Happening to look when it's there and seeking it out all the time are two different things.
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>>16619951
>stripper
>femanon here
>announcing you're a femanon in a thread for femanon
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>>16619876
It's just strange how many females write off muscularity as negative and unnatural. There seems to be more to it than just jealousy. There's the whole association with steroids and obsession.

>>16619919
I described myself as "skinnyfit" earlier because I think I'm a bit more than plain skinny. Am I being delusional?
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Chubby Fat and Bear Mode are the best for me
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>>16619990
I think you just got out of a gulag camp
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>>16619990
you're delusional. I've got more muscle and less fat and you and I'm sorry dude, but we're skinny.
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>>16620003
go fuck your dad then you disgusting bitch
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Can someone show more pictures of ottermode, athletic and buildfat? I think I'm one of those, but I'm not sure which one.
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>>16620031
are you blind? they're not remotely similar.
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>>16619962
Yes, two very different things, but you just said "look at other girls" which certainly does not imply seeking it out all the time

>>16619966
Sorry, I just came from another thread where I was talking about my profession (as a stripper)
Must've gotten mixed up

ps I'm a femanon
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>>16620037
No, my eyes are fine, I see very well actually. Post pictures or shut up.
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>>16620005
>>16620016
Fuck. Well, I've actually lost 20 lbs during the past 6 months because I can't afford to eat enough. I thought I wasn't quite back in the plain skinny territory though. :^(
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Ottermode, skinnyfat, skinny
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>>16620031
You know what, I'm not as fat as builtfat, nor as skinny as ottermode, but also not as ripped as athletic, although the size seems a bit too small still. I'm a probably a slightly fatter athletic or a smaller built guy. All right, time for the girls.
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>>16620023
My dad is otter mode, no thanks
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>>16619962
also, there is more to them than that
but they are quite heavily influenced by their dick compasses. Being more of an intellectual doesn't make it any better. In my experience the self-proclaimed nerds were the least faithful and the biggest gentlemen in the world, the guy I ended up marrying, would be labeled by many as the stereotypical alpha douche

you sound like you've been cheated on in the past, I'm really sorry if that's true
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>>16620067
>I'm not as fat as builtfat, nor as skinny as ottermode, but also not as ripped as athletic
that's skinnyfat. learn how to read a goddamn chart.
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>>16619881

Fat.

No offense, but how the fuck is your body so fucked that you work out, but you're still a fatass?
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>>16619990
I've never heard that...you know 4chan is not an adequate representation of the general public's opinion right? And the girls here are often not normal girls, same as the guys?

Saying skinny girls have eating disorders, saying muscular guys use steroids, it's more of the same
insecurity and jealousy

I am a skinny stripper. I am the highest paid girl in the club. All the girls tell me I need to put on weight, that I look like I have an eating disorder. It is jealousy and insecurity.
Same thing with guys and steroids. You will never here a fit/muscular guy say that.
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>>16619881
Ignore the haters. You're hot. My only thing is I don't like the excessive hair, but that is nitpicking.
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>>16620105
because losing fat percentage is only made at the kitchen and, well, i love food i guess :/

thanks for your honesty thought.
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>>16620117

All that fat pressing on his organs and clogging his arteries is still going to make him have a heart attack at 45.
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Bearmode but with hair is my personal favorite.
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They all look like shit to me.

Where is the fuck is the middle ground?
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>>16620117
nah don't worry, i find myself fat too, i'll try my best to lose some %bf this year, more efficiently than before, but it's long and hard...

thanks for your kindness, and yeah i definitly don't like bodyhair either but i look way fatter when i shave everything so... i just keep them until i'll be more lean !
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>>16620076
He married a stripper lol lets not give him too much credit.
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>>16617120
this is a bag of lies

here's an old pic of me. you can not honestly say that is attractive

also gyno
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>>16619990
I think that men inherently have muscle on them. There are exceptions of course but I would say you're skinny, but not some extreme exception body type. Which means if you ate more you'd probably gain weight/be able to build muscle fairly easily.
You mentioned being poor as your excuse for being so skinny, but in all likelihood it's laziness/ a poor diet.
Healthy food is very cheap. There are lean cuts of beef that are cheap. Buy some groudn beef. Beans are cheap. Onions, potatoes, all very cheap. Make chili. High in protein, you can make a big batch at once then store it and heat a bowl up when you're hungry. Same goes with stews. When I hear "I'm skinny because I'm poor" I immediately think: "they're too lazy to cook". Because all that packaged processed food and eating out is what's expensive. Fresh vegetables are dirt cheap. Meat is not that expensive either. Same goes with milk.
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>>16620113
It's like you think people don't know the highest paid strippers at the club are the ones that can suck the most dicks in one night. Has nothing to do with your looks. Unless you look young and the pedophiles prefer you. Pay the big bucks.

If there's a jealous bitter girl itt it's you.
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>>16620141
lol so many assumptions about both me and him
I understand stereotypes exist for a reason, but believe me we don't fit them at all
or don't, has no effect on us~
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>>16620149
>Fresh vegetables are dirt cheap. Meat is not that expensive either. Same goes with milk.
you should go to the store sometime and look at the calorie part of nutritional labels and the price tags, because you're wrong as fuck.
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>>16620153
Actually the "fun" girls (who do sexual things in VIP) earn less than I do. I try to stay friendly with all crowds, I don't mind sitting in a big VIP room with girls sucking dicks, I'm not judgmental in that regard, I just don't need to do it. I get paid a shit ton just to talk to people because I'm really good looking and fit. Also I work day shift, so the clientelle is mostly old white, Indian, and Chinese guys. They love me because they're into slender girls, not "thick girls". The big booty crowd is night shift. If I worked night shift I probably wouldn't make shit.
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What does 60% ottermode, 30% built and 10% builtfat equal? Athletic?
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>>16620167
Your life is not a lifetime movie. You are a stripper bragging on 4chan that you are the highest paid stripper at your club. You failed at life. And your husband is super nice. So nice he lets other men pay to fuck his wife and dance for then naked. Congrats you married a cuck.
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>>16620169
>look at the calorie part of nutritional labels
you lost all credibility there
nutrition is largely common sense. What I suggested is very cheap to make, filling, and high in protein. It was an excellent suggestion
y u mad tho
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Ottermode or builtfat
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>>16620200
>very cheap to make
it's not
>filling, and high in protein.
some people have shit to do. wanting food to be filling is for fat people trying to eat less and protein is a shitty way to get energy.
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>>16620190

So you're bragging about being attractive to old men. Top kek.
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>>16620193
lol but you have no idea about my life, that is such a groundless statement. I could be selfish and write a book or become a Youtube sensation easily. I choose not to out of respect for my and his family.
I was* a stripper for like 2 years. The day I met him at the club, he got me fired, then shortly after I moved in with him and neither of us set foot in a strip club again.I did not fail at life, my life is fucking awesome. I just finished a semester and made dean's list. I'm almost done with school, which I'm just doing for fun because I already have a job lined up. I come from money, and am marrying into it as well. But telling you all this is pointless because you want to think that I am unhappy and lying, etc. and so you will. But you should step back and ask yourself why you would rather believe that~
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>>16620212
protein keeps hunger away longer
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Chubby fat & skinny fat. Too much muscle is unappealing to me.
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>>16620234
shut up you dumb slut no one gives a fuck
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>>16620249
gosh you don't have to be so rude, just go suck a dick or something, come back when you'll be more chill.
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>>16620234
You just said you were a stripper still. Stop trying to convince me your life isn't shit. The lady doth protest too much. What's it like married to a cuck?
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>>16620235
some
people
have
shit
to
do
calories aren't a measure of fattening they measure energy
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>>16620212
Where I live (SE US) ground beef is under $5 a lb., beans are a couple dollars for a giant bag, onions are less than a dollar a piece. Same with potatoes. A gallon of milk is like $3 and some change. Eggs are also really cheap and versatile, with great nutrients. If you are SO poor that you cannot afford $10-20 for a week's worth of groceries, then you are eligible for food stamps. Protein is great energy, idk what bullshit source you're getting this from but it doesn't matter anyways because what I mentioned also has plenty of carbohydrates. I like to buy bags of frozen vegetabels for when I'm feeling lazy, like broccoli, brussel sprouts, and whole okra. All delicious boiled or cooked in some oil. I like olive oil but there are plenty of cheap alternatives, like sunflower. There's your fiber. All really simple and cheap. But I'm sure you'll have plenty of excuses and bullshit arguments.
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>>16620149
Seriously? Wow, I can't even be bothered to debate that. Maybe one day you'll understand a person doesn't suddenly lose 20 lbs by not knowing how to cook. Food isn't cheap in my country.
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>>16620271
I never said that. I might have written in present tense because it was easier than explaining my whole life story. I'm 9 months pregnant as of Friday. So haven't been a stripper for a long while

He gave me a 14k gold chain for Christmas, pretty great. He also gave me a 2008 BMW hardtop convertible when he met me because I didn't have a car. Now rant about how vapid and materialistic I must be

lolol enjoy ur bitternes and misery
pls don't cut yourself when my Lifetime movie comes on
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>>16620310
You should've gotten an abortion. Maybe she'll grow and be a dancer just like you mommy! And marry a cuck just like dad.
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>>16620139
You look awesome, you're not fat, your butt looks awesome and your arms are big too. 8/10, would marry.
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>>16620308
What country is that?
I'm an Americunt
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>>16620276
I just figured out who you actually are now
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>>16620323
An abortion? What an unpredictable response!
I will teach her everything I know
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>>16620331
I hope it's really clever and witty
I have high expectations
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>>16620325
thanks you :)

but i AM fat, i'm currently at ~93 kg for 173 cm... that's not a normal weight, i have at least 10-15kg to lose to look somewhat thin.

but thanks, really :) your comment made my heart melt a little ^^
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>>16620347
You wouldn't recognize clever or wit if it smacked you in the face with a big black cock.

I just am laughing my ass off that you are being a pretentious cunt pretending you're better than everyone on 4chan because you're a stripper.
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>>16620354

Do you have a face pic? Also out of curiosity what kind of girls bodys do you like?
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>>16620340
please keep responding
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>>16620366
Hmmm i'd say skinny from chubby. I really like big tits and round butt but i don't mind if she have a little belly, i'm not too fan of the whole athletic body type.

And for the face pic, if you are wise and observative you can find me on /soc/ :p
But i don't want to post it here, maybe kik eventually, but don't expect an handsome guy, i'm a legit 5/10...

>pic related is what i find completely IDEAL
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>>16620390
>that terrible boob job
She should sue her plastic surgeon, that's completely botched.
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>>16620398
she had an imgur with many pics of her, i don't even know if they're really fake tits, didnt saw any scar, and she took many pics in many angles...
maybe she's just a genetic freak, in the good sense :)
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>>16620409
you're very stupid.
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>>16620409
No, they're definitely fake. Real tits have a gap in the middle, they don't meet like hers do. That might also be a sign that she went too big for her body. There are different areas where they can make the incision, e.g. under the armpit, around the areola and under the boob itself (which I believe is less common nowadays), so it wouldn't be easy to spot a scar
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>>16620415
well, that's just your opinion man...
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>>16620409
>>16620436
Also forgot to mention, they're far too spherical to be natural. Real tits are more teardrop shaped.
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>>16620439
but I'm right
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>>16620415
>>16620439
>>16620448
I'd say he's more naive than anything. Men are terrible when it comes to anything about women's bodies
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>>16620436
you might be right, i tried to find scars everywhere near the boobs, but forgot to look at the armpits..

Anyway, it was just an exemple of a body type that i really find sexy.

>pic related, another exemple
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>>16620454
There's no 'might be right' about it, they're definitely fake. That's not to say that girls with that body type don't exist naturally, but she's not one of them. The more you know and all that jazz.
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>>16620451
I'm a dude and am indeed terrible about most things when it comes to women's bodies, but I have a real good idea what breasts look like.
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>>16620471
Then you'll realise those are not her natural breasts.
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Ottermode, then skinnyfat, then athletic.
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>>16620478
>>16620465
dude, calm down, i know what breast look like in real life, it's just that after seeing many pictures of her breast, and didnt found any scar, i just thought that MAYBE they were an EXCEPTION. Usually fake tits are really really more obvious than theirs...
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>>16620390

Fat guy wants and thinks he deserves a skinny girl, how typical.

Forget your body, does you own hypocrisy and social blindness ever disgust you? It should.
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>>16620487
I am calm? I'm just trying to help you understand how to spot fake tits so you don't come across as clueless in these sorts of discussions.

>Usually fake tits are really really more obvious than theirs...
Those are pretty obviously fake if you have ever seen real ones.
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>>16620489
i know that i can't even pretend to get a girl like this, that don't mean i shouldnt have some stardards.

>pic related, my ex
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>>16620493
well, for me, that's a good exemple of fake tits.
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>>16620510
i don't think fake tits look bad
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>>16620498

Honestly even your ex was way skinnier than a girl you matches you. You're standards are way too high. I'm not saying you deserve an 8, but you definitely don't deserve a 4 either.
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>>16620518

*7, not 8
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>>16620517
for me thoses fake tits look bad, but the first skinny girl ? yeah they look really good, but that's just my opinion
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>>16620510
Those are probably better than the first, in my opinion. Still obviously fake, but they're better obvious fakes.
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>>16620518
damn, if i was listening to you, i should stay alone forever :/

I think i deserve what i deserve, that's it, you know personality count to when you're searching for a mate, right ?
I'd go for a 5/10 with a 9/10 personality than the opposite...
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tfw ottermode with a squishy outer layer.

I'm basically ottermode-skinnyfat. Come @ me
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>>16620544

>damn, if i was listening to you, i should stay alone forever :/

You probably should

>I'd go for a 5/10 with a 9/10 personality than the opposite

No you wouldn't. You have "standards" after all.
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>>16620559
hmm i feel that arguing with you may be a huge waste of time, anon.
I hope putting other people down on internet make you feel better about yourself thought.
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>>16620564

Honestly I'm not even trying to put you down besides that little dig(we are on 4chan after all). But you have a huge gulf between your self-image and what you expect and... reality and fairness and sense?

Like, you say in >>16620390 "i don't mind if she have a little belly", but my friend, you yourself don't have "a little belly", you have a big belly...
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>>16620583
i was just trying to show what i really like, never said that it was something i deserve or expect...

It's like, if you're not rich, you don't have the right to look and appreciate a Ferrari ?

Do you understand now ?
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>>16620589

Well then you need to chose your words more carefully. When you call something "standards" you imply that you have something you want and expect and won't settle for anything else for.
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>>16620597
oh, maybe it's because i'm not english then, i thought standards just meant tastes.

But don't worry, i already feel enough self conscious about my image and my body, and i don't approach girls anyway because i assume they wont like me physically anyway.

That's why i asked here in the first place if girls like "my" body type, just to see if the problem come from me or other people.
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>>16619450
I am 1,67 m per 64 kg (5'6" per 140 lbs), hourglass body type (big breasts and butt). I could probably lose a couple of kgs, but honestly I can't complain much about my body and I don't want to diet again.
I was fat till 2 years ago, if that's the point you're trying to make.
I really like Adam Brody or Matthew Gray Gubler. Not fat. Just not extremely fit or athletic.
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>>16617116
Skinny, everything else is unacceptable, except maybe some thinner sides of skinnyfat
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>>16620148
your lack of self esteem is what's unattractive, if you hadn't of said anything i would have thought you're pretty cute
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>>16617116
skinny and skinnyfat :3
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>>16617116
builtfat is best
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ottermode
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>>16619990
you look like a mix of skinny and ottermode
10/10 2bh
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>>16620234
>I could be selfish and write a book or become a Youtube sensation easily.
lolno. You're fucking crazy. Probably narcissistic or histrionic.
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>>16622028
10/10? Gee, thanks anon(ette?)
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not a girl but something between ottermode and athletic definitely. bearmode is also welcomed sometimes.
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>>16617116
B U I L T F A T
Is clearly the best. I am a bigger (166 cm/5'5" 1/2, 59 kg/130 lbs, skinnyfat) girl and I prefer taller/wider men because it makes me feel more feminine.

Skinny, skinnyfat and ottermode guys just make me feel like a hulking beast.

Chubbyfat and fatties are just unsexy to me.

Bearmode, built and athletic are sexy but they deserve women in better shape than I am, but if they were into skinnyfat/average/slightly chubby girls then I would 100% date a guy like that, would even lift with them.

Bodybuilder is impressive dedication but way too stronk for me, also not really into hard tummies.

I just want a qt builtfat guy with a soft tummy and broad shoulders to make me feel protected, delicate and loved without making me feel like I need to change my lifestyle or hide my eating habits.
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>>16617116
>Girls
Fuck your sexist shit, muh dicks says that bearmode is the best
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>>16618224

This is me, case and point. Again, fellow dudes. Don't worry about what some dike has to say.

They attack me claiming insecurities?

Ok! Reading sure is hard! That's what happens I guess when you are on your knees sucking off any faggot "skinny" shy guy. ( Again though based on your post. You can't even get a beta fedora neckbeard to notice you. )


Again straight up. Fellow male anons, work on you. It doesn't have to be body looks. ( Since again, they only focus on one aspect, small minds )

Learn a new language, go visit another country, go sky diving. Do something that's different than lurking 4Chan caring what a few SJW and fat dikes say cause not all men grovel like slaves for their ( As another anon put it, "Hanging Roasties" )

The girls you're looking for are out there. If you can't get in shape thats fine. Want to bearmode go for it. Want to do something other than working on your body for vapid worthless whores that will fuck like a dead pillow? Try something for you and you alone. Don't worry about these pathetic dikes on 4Chan, most of them are worse than the beta males on here. There's no secret success google search here. Just be you and try something outside your comfort zone.
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>>16623221
c-can i b-be your bf ?
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>>16619990
Perfect ottermode <3
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>>16623310
Sure, if you don't mind that I live in Spain and don't do LDR's and am also an expat highly associated with the U.S. government (govt. family workers, former federal employee in Uni atm)
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I like ottermode, builtfat, and bearmode, but will take skinnyfat if I can't get the others as skinnyfat can be encouraged into becoming the others. I'm a builtfat fem.
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>>16623654
Where in Spain ? I'm in south west of France, so near the border !
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>>16619990
Fuck dude, you have the perfect body. Like the other anon said, right between skinny and otter mode.

>>16617116
Yeah, skinny, ottermode and possibly skinnyfat. Ex was between skinny fat and built fat and he was just fine for me.

Like the other anons said, athletic just looks unnatural, plus with my body type I just wouldn't feel good about being with someone like that.
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>>16620139
if anything you're built fat, not a bad body at all.
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hard to choose between builtfat and bear.
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>>16623425
>>16623822
I'm flattered. :^)
I've actually been feeling a bit insecure about my body and knowing that there are girls out there who consider it ideal helps. Now I have hope that the girl I'll likely lose my virginity to soon might feel the same way, even remotely.
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Skinny
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>>16617116
Built bodybuilder and fatass are nonos for me. Other than that yes
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>>16617116
Builtfat all the way.
A. He'll eat everything I cock for him.
B. He can manhandle me in bed.

Other types are:
Skinny & skinny fat: not enough strength
Otter mode & athletic : are good for one night stand and to show off on beach
Built & bodybulider: all that muscles are dedicated to the gym
Chubby fat & fat as fatass: having a heart attack while having sex isn't a turn on for me
Bearmode: No thank you, that's the death by SNU SNU for women
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chubbyfat
*heart eyes emoji*
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Why am I ashamed of being skinnyfat?
>mfw spent the last years transforming myself from chubbyfat to skinnyfat
>still ain't satisfied with body fat
>girls seems to like that
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>>16623765
Valencia!: )

What's your name, new boyfriend?
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>>16617208
Actually it was made for women, fag.
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>>16617116
Skinny. All others are ew
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