Hey /adv/
I rarely come here, but when I do it is usually about the relationship that I have with my S/O.
I had girlfriend of 5 months. I also cheated on her throughout this time without her knowing. I don't know why I cheated. To me, she is everything a man could want in a female: beauty, grace, and dedication ( making sure our relationship is working and stuff like that.)
After I cheated on her, I became very paranoid.
My mind started playing tricks on me. Basically, I kept telling myself that she might cheating on me too!
This was very bad, because we started arguing a lot, which we never did. My thoughts became extremely paranoid and it only made it worse.
Any contact that she made with the opposite sex immediately infuriated me. Whenever I spoke to her about it, I was critical and asked her to stop. She would sometimes turn her phone off, just for me. I made her do a lot of things to prove that she was not fooling around (like falling asleep with each other over the phone.) Extra mile type of shit that I won't get into, but she would do it anyways.
Every time she would tell me that what I was saying is not true; I am the only man in her life.
And still, it was not good enough for me. I kept cheating on her and I kept making her feel bad for something she did not do!
Last week I though that it was the final straw. I went a little too far with my words during an argument. I did some serious damage to her, both mentally and emotionally with my words.
I wasn't surprised when she walked out on me after telling me how I am, "dead" to her.
We didn't speak again until last night. My ex texted me saying we should go hang out and watch a movie, as friends, to which I agreed ( I had been missing her like crazy, but would not tell her.)
After hanging out with her for an entire day she asked me if she could come over to my place and cuddle.... continue in part 2.
fucking kill yourself seriously
Part 2...
We ended up cuddling on my bed tonight. I tried to make a move, but it was the first time she ever rejected my advance. She kissed me and told me that we should take it one day at a time.
I'm so confused.....are we back together???
>>16612199
tell her you cheated on her you fuck
>>16612209
I though about it. But then i can kiss that sweet ass goodbye. if she is giving me a second chance, I am not going to fuck up this time.
Part 3... I peed in her cereal too, and I had sex with both of her parents.
Part 4... She doesn't like taking the pill, and I hate wearing condoms, so I've been slowly poisoning her to make her womb barren and infertile. I don't want kids, but I gotta cum in that puss... should I feel bad?
>>16612219
>I am not going to fuck up this time
yeah sure
Part 5... I have sex with computers too.
Part 6... The Senate of the United States shall be composed of two Senators from each state, elected by the people thereof, for six years; and each Senator shall have one vote. The electors in each state shall have the qualifications requisite for electors of the most numerous branch of the state legislatures.
When vacancies happen in the representation of any state in the Senate, the executive authority of such state shall issue writs of election to fill such vacancies: Provided, that the legislature of any state may empower the executive thereof to make temporary appointments until the people fill the vacancies by election as the legislature may direct.
This amendment shall not be so construed as to affect the election or term of any Senator chosen before it becomes valid as part of the Constitution.
Part 6
Well I certainly hate Jews and niggers,
But hey
I don't think I'm racist
Right guys??
Part 7... Welcome to my 100% completion guide for Dragon Quest 8. The purpose of this
guide is to help those who have already played through the game at least once to
collect every single item and fill out every chart from alchemy, items and
monsters including their drops. I highly recommend you use this guide on at
least your second time through because you will be buying a whole lot of items
you won't use for half the game in preparation of an alchemy formula as well as
not buying useful equipment as you'd get it later. Also I will only list the
alchemy fomulas as you attain enough ingredients to do every single formula in
which that ingredient is used. Since you will then in theory be low on money
and have sub-par items unless you do alot of fighting you need to know what to
do in order to survive.
I only mention the casino items once the Baccarat casino is unlocked as it is
way easier to get tokens there and starting at that point if you are low on
money I suggest buying Prayer Rings en masse and selling them as they give the
best return and the price never goes down. Also I do not mention any prizes from
Morries Monstrous Pit until you meet Marta for the first time as around Orkutsk
you will find Cybot and Roborg whom with Talos can easily take you past the
dreaded B ranking as opposed to relying on luck beforehand.
Part 8... Mentor (MEN-(t)ər) is a city in Lake County, Ohio, United States. Mentor was first settled in 1797. The population was 47,159 at the 2010 census. In July 2006, CNNMoney.com ranked Mentor 68th in a list of the Top 100 Best Places to Live in America. Just four years later in July 2010, CNNMoney.com ranked Mentor 37th on the same list.
In 1876 James A. Garfield purchased a home in Mentor, from which he conducted the first successful front porch campaign for the presidency. Garfield coined the term "Mentorite" when referring to a native of Mentor.[citation needed] That home is now maintained as the James A. Garfield National Historic Site. The city is home to Headlands Beach State Park, the longest public swimming beach in Ohio. The city is a major center of retail stores, ranking sixth-largest in Ohio as of 2012,[6] and restaurants, ranking seventh-largest in the state as of 2012.[7] US 20 (Mentor Avenue) is the major retail center, which includes the Great Lakes Mall, with additional shopping and strip malls found along most major roads. Convenient Food Mart is based in Mentor. Major products include medical related, polymers, plastics, electric boards and other peripherals that generally serve the computer and automation industries. Two major railroads pass through the city, CSX Transportation and Norfolk Southern.
Mentor's school system consists of 9 elementary schools, three middle schools, and Mentor High School. Like many school systems in Ohio, Mentor Schools suffered a financial crisis in the early 2000s, but passed a large levy and is now largely on solid footing[8] - one of the fastest Ohio school systems ever to emerge from fiscal emergency.[citation needed] The financial difficulties were due in part to years of accounting fraud.
Part 9... Too bad it's not a brick wall or something like that. Actually, there really is no "edge" of the universe so we can't go past it. There are two cases that could happen. One is that the universe will expand forever. This means that the universe is infinite in size so it doesn't have an end. It just goes on and on and on. The second case is that the universe will end in a Big Crunch. In this case the universe is finite in size because of gravity.
So if it's finite in size, why isn't there an edge we can go to? That's because of a weird little thing gravity does to space--it curves it!
Einstein first came up with the idea of gravity curving space. That's how the Earth orbits the sun. It wants to go straight but the Sun curves the space around it so the Earth can't go flying off.
There is so much matter in the universe that space is bent back on itself! It's sort of like how you can bend a wire until its ends touch, you come up with a circle. You can walk around a circle forever without coming to an edge.
So, the universe can be finite but have no edge. It's similar to the Earth. The Earth has a finite surface area but it doesn't have an edge that you can fall off (lucky for Columbus...)
Part 10... Fuck that god damn tablet. I want my god damn burrito. I want my god damn burrito. I want my god damn burrito. I want my god damn burrito. I. WANT. MY. GOD. DAMN. BURRITO.
Part 11... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMU2NwaaXEA
>>16612178
the part where you keep thinking she's cheating is what all cheaters end up doing. It's just your mind fucking with you. Did you actually fuck someone else, or was it just a couple of nudes that got swapped...
