>>16612128
Saying sorry and not being a dick about it.

Theyre your parents, dude. Take their shit. you dont have to listen but just act like it.

>>16612128
I'm a 30 year old man with 2 degrees, 3 cars, and a 6 figure salary.

You, anon, are my hero of the week.

>stay kicked out
>stream porn on the family plan until all data is used up
>start using extra data and getting charged for it
>confront family and tell them youll continue using demon powers to invoked additional data charges to the family plan unless they take you in

Maybe if you were a better son, your parents would not have divorced

>>16612637
Damn nigga, that burn

how old are you

this boy needs a proper whipping ti;ll he cannot sit down..
I would tear fleash from his ass with the paddle!!!!

he would beg...oh how he would beg but I would hear the begging as sweet music and continue to administer the pain..

>>16612844
This question matters. If you're 13, the response is going to be different than if you're 23.

Just tell them that Satan touched you and that you were afraid to tell them, they'll take you in

>>16613534
Are you the Satanposter in the other threads here?

>>16613536
Who knows... yes

If you don't pay the phone bill, you have no right to complain.

Why are you living with your dad if your stepmom is a bitch? Besides being in a family plan with shared data fucking sucks. Get out of there and get your own plan.

fake and gay.

>>16612128
You should have known the fight wasn't worth it anon.

I am 17

Back story mom died dad depressed married land whale.
Land whale is an idiot on all things technical.
Fundamentalist.
Dad came and picked me up and I had to apologize and sit and pray

>>16613354
Damn nigga, there's something wrong with u

>>16613639
NEVER NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS

>>16613615
Adults generally respond well to reason if they see you as someone to take seriously and not as a child.
Work on the child part first, maybe recruit your dad. Then reason.

>>16613639
It honestly sounds like your dad is the way out here. Mark your mother as an enemy, because there's nothing there. Tell your dad about your concerns, especially the religious ones. Be prepared for backlash.
Move out asap. Not to get away from them, but to establish your own lifestyle.

>>16613825
reason and Christian Fundamentalists don't mix, anon.

you should know this.

>>16612128
Your step mom is stupider than her step kids, that would piss me off too. But honestly she just sounds like an idiot if she's always being corrected by someone younger than her. Tell her it's not your fault she needs assistance from a young person to function as an adult. My step dad is the same way and I actually love the guy. He's stupid though and gets mad when someone corrects him. He's not a cunt like your step mom but he gets pissed when my 14 year old sister corrects his spelling.

You'll have to move out if you don't like it though, she's the adult even if she is a stupid white woman.