I am a genuine alcoholic homeless guy.
I am camped out behind a building that has a power outlet and an unsecured wireless router connected to the internet.
I'm surfing 4chan on an iPhone 4 that someone must have lost sometime back.
Ask me anything.
How old are you and how did you get to this point?
Let's see that smile
>>16607411
I am 74 and I got here by refusing to participate in the same bullshit pattern of life as the rest of society does. I chose this. I refused to work because getting money for free is damn easy. People are suckers and will give their hard earned money away to people like me. The thing is, I don't even need much of it because I don't have a house. I don't have a house because I like being able to roam any go wherever I want and do anything I want whenever I want at any time I so choose.
>>16607417
Its too dark out here. The flash on the phone doesn't work.
>internet admin logs in tomorrow morning to check the company's usage
>sees usage at an absurd hour of the morning
>checks what they looked up
>finds this thread
>their face
>>16607447
Its behind a tire shop. I doubt they'll notice.
How are your teeth?
>>16607469
Lost em a long time ago.
Do you get hassled a lot by cops or otherwise?
How many women have you slept with?
>>16607405
What about family? Don't you have parents or someone? If you do do you ever see them?
>>16607420
12 year old detected
>>16607487
50. Slept with a lot of women when I was a younger man in my 20's. Back in the 50's reefer madness was just getting started and women were ready to make love after a few puffs.
>>16607487
Used to, but now I'm good at avoiding them. One of the reasons why I chose this spot behind the tire shop. No cameras, no alarm, and no view from the street. No back door either so thats probably why they didn't bother with the cameras.
>>16607507
My parents died a long time ago. I have a sister who is in a mental institution. I have no kids or wife though.
Do you have any other drug addictions aside from alcohol?
>>16607624
Anything I can get my hands on.
>>16607668
Where abouts are you located? How are you keeping warm?
How much money do you have?
How do you pass the time? What do you do every day?
>>16607690
I'd rather not say where I'm located. Doesn't matter really.
But I'll give you a hint: it isn't cold here, so keeping warm isn't a problem.
When it does get cold though, I have warm clothes to wear.
I have maybe about 400 dollars in my pack.
When I'm not getting drunk or high, I read a lot of books, scavenge for money and food to survive off of, and as of late, surf the internet on my phone.
>>16607696
Do you regret how your life is? You could be the head of a big family, with a big house filled with grand children who love you.
What was your childhood like? Growing up, school, high school, friends, loves? Give me a shirt history of your life and tell me what led you to go down the path you chose.
How on earth did you hear about this place?
Isn't begging for cash no different than having a regular job though? How does that make you any more free than the shmucks who go to work?
You claim you have freedom, but I'm willing to bet you have hotspots where it's easier to make money, hell even your internet is given to you by finding a place and staying there.
I honestly don't see the difference between you and someone working who rents except for the shame. I guess I could see the benefit if the best job you ever had was cleaning toilets or doing dishes.
Do you change cities every week or something?
>>16607704
Nah, I don't regret anything. I pitty people men are "normal" and married with families. They're clearly miserable and slaves to their wives demands, get less respect from their kids, deal with a lot more stress and die younger, yet try to convince themselves each day that they're living the american dream. Idiots. My childhood was fine; just like anyone else's. I just chose a different path of rational logic in choosing what to do with my time. Its like I'm on a permanent vacation. Go wherever I want whenever I want and do just about anything I want. If I need money, getting enough of what I need to do whatever it is I'm doing takes very little time usually.
>>16607706
I was surfing for porn on Google and accidentally stumbled upon the "Sexy Beautify Women" section, then nagivated to the main page and started exploring the different sections of 4chan.
>there are people who believe OP is really who he says he is
check my 5
>>16607723
Those are opinions and not really logical. As a homeless person, I guarantee you that nobody respects you either so its not like you've improved upon their situation. Do you think you're living the American dream?
>>16607717
Begging doesn't really take that long. I tie one of my legs to my thigh and sit on it, and put a strip of flesh covered gause over my knee, and sit in a wheelchair. Then I wheel myself over to an intersection where there is a large church nearby and hold up a cardboard sign that reads "Life is not easy. Please help. God Bless". The trick is to use big thick letters drawn by a sharpie. Most hobos just draw lettering on their signs the width of one stroke of their marker, but my letters are a centimeter thick each, so its very easy to discern what the sign says. I gather about 200 dollars in one hour, which is plenty. It doesn't take that much time really. Cleaning toilets and doing dishes takes all day. I don't change cities every week, but I do change counties almost every two weeks.
>>16607744
The people who don't respect me just drive on by and I never see them again, and we never encounter one another. They're like this group of frowny-faces living on the other side of a 20 foot thick brick wall. Their presence is there, but it doesn't affect me one bit. Worst case scenario: they lock their doors. Big deal. Doesn't phase me one bit.
Have you considered going to foreign countries? I'm assuming you're in the Southwestern U.S. if it's that warm, or maybe Florida.
>>16607834
I've been to vietnam and korea already. I can hitch a ride to mexico anytime I like I suppose, but there's nothing worth traveling to see there.
>>16607405
Any general life advice for a guy in his mid 20's?
>>16607895
Have as much sex as possible with as many women as possible. Variety is the spice of life, sex is great, and the older you get, the more difficult it becomes to "score" because they start getting married, older, and uglier, as do you, which is not appealing to the newer batch of young beautiful women at all. Get it while the getting is good.
How do you keep yourself going when times get difficult?
Does your family know how you are living if so, how are you able to live that way without guilt?
How often do you shower?
How do you charge your phone?
What exactly made you this bitter towards society? Who do you socialize with?
Take a picture now and post it please
