You mean getting shit on your dick? Then don't have anal sex. There is ALWAYS a risk and if you can't cope with that it's not for you.

>>16606122
How so? Other forms of sex are just as clean/dirty. Abstain if you find sex gross. Don't even touch yourself. Become a cat lady.

I'm scared of him getting shit on his dick. In porn nothing like that ever happens. So I wonder like what porn stars do to prevent it.

>>16606139
They take a good nice crap and a shower not so long before the scene I imagine.

>>16606139
Guess what, it happens sometimes and they don't use the footage. You can use an enema but it is no guarantee, sometimes it can actually trigger your bowels and result in diarrhea if you perform an enema on yourself (basically filling your ass with water, waddling to the toilet and shitting the shit/water out). It is never 100% safe and he should just be okay with that, it's the reality of life. Make sure you take a dump before doing it and clean out your ass properly in the shower afterwards, that's what you can do. (Or try an enema anyway.)

Also USE LUBE, and stretch yourself out with toys beforehand. If you do not do this it will just be quite painful and nothing else. Once you do have anal sex, make sure to touch your clitoris, for some women this is the difference between reverse pooping and pleasure when it comes to anal.

Gay guy here, anal enemas work wonders. Some people can take a dump prior and have very low risks of shit coming out.

Definitely have him wear a condom just in case. Have rags/paper towels around just in case. If shit comes out its usually just small chunks, at least for me without enemas.

Ew anal is so gross! No check that, women are!

The thing about anal sex isn't the before (they do enemas and eat less before the ass scene comes up in professional settings - also porn stars are very body conscious, many of them eschew meals and are constantly "cutting"), but it's really the after.

All the santorum and leftover water from the enema and so on being pushed up by the dick is temporarily plugged there until you decide to eat or drink or even have a fart in the next 48 hours. You literally cannot trust your farts because you don't know what will come out.

>>16606139
>In porn nothing like that ever happens
Kek
You might want to check out efuckt

>>16606162
Umm, so don't fart? Seems like a no-brainer to me.

>>16606169
The urge to fart because of a bit of air or the urge to fart because there's a lot of stuff up there that needs to get out can be different.

And either way I think it was mostly a warning.

>>16606174
Suck my dick grammarnazi

>>16606178
I bet you have loads of friends...

>>16606185
True...loads...

>>16606169
Farting is like sneezing, swallowing and blinking and other involuntary bodily functions - just because you're clenching your buttcheeks like mad doesn't mean you aren't going to fart. And you will fart, because you just had a lot of stuff being pushed and churned around. The large and small intestines are packed compactly inside the body, criss-crossed like shoelaces if you will, and anal insertion depresses a significant cross-section of it because penises aren't so malleable that they form the natural curve and shape of your guts.

You don't need an enema, in fact it might be wise to not flush out all those bacteria that should be there.
Have a diet with enough fibre and water and you should be fine, you don't have one already about four days before should be fine. The day you plan on having anal just clean out with a douche or similar, you're not going to have anything far up your intestines anyway. If you feel a pressure in your lower abdomen it means you have shit there. Buy some wipes and wipe on the outside before beginning and you're good to go.

You should experiment on your own in your bath if you have not done anal play before. You'll learn how to clean yourself out and stretch, and you'll find out if you're at much risk for shittydick.

>>16606197
that honestly makes anal sex sound so nasty. A penis shoved up into my guts, how yummy. And yet it feels so nice?

>>16606247
My textbook understanding of it is that anal sex is not "nice" to the vast majority of women, who lack a prostate.

To a vocal minority of women who psychologically get off on anal sex experience their pleasure not in the upstroke, if you will, but the downstroke giving the feeling of a really satisfying shit. Hence toys like anal beads.

Women who orgasm through anal intercourse still orgasm through indirect stimulation of the clitoral structure.

>>16606250
It seems that i'm part of that vocal minority of women, extra stimulation is needed but it's the psychological thought of being a naughty girl that makes it more pleasurable