So guys, I'm pulling a prank on my bud to get back at him for always making "your mom" jokes.
Heres some info:
- We have 4 months together (deployed), so there is no escape for that long
- I have minimal supplies
- We have access to each other's rooms (doors dont lock)
- Up for almost anything that won't cost him money (I.E. breaking something/sabotaging shit beyond repair)
Help me out guys!
suck him off you cumhog
>>16606045
Fuck his mom and post pictures on his fb page.
Be the bigger man and start complimenting his mother. You'll guilt him into stopping.
>>16606066
His reasoning for this is because he hasnt seen me pissed off before, so he really wants to see it. It probably wouldnt help if i complimented his mother.
It doesnt actually bother me btw, i just want to see him suffer tbqh
>>16606055
Seriously, OP. This is the most logical and obvious thing to do. Maybe not posting pics, but really... fuck his mom.
>>16606054
Only queer on the pier,
Not gay underway!
>>16606045
Pretend or get a female relative to meet him to him somewhere. Hide. When he arrives sneak up behind him and bop him on the head. Tie him up and put him in large barrel. You'll need a car with a large trunk for the next step. Put the barrel with him in the trunk. Drive him to an ocean or lake, throw the barrel into the water. After about 3 minutes you can fish him out if you want.
That will teach him not to disrespect your mummy.
>>16606045
>take giant shit
>put giant shit in bag
>hide bag in devilish location in his room
>wait and watch the aftermath
>>16606045
Throw some tar and feathers on him.
you gotta ask his mom to help. If she finds out he's constantly making your mom jokes I gues she'd like to help out? + she knows the best things ofcorse
>>16606045
>put a backdoor on his computer and download gay porn and then say you were browsing the internet on his machine and saw his browser open up to gay porn
kill your mother
hahaha
