How do I attract guys like this?
>>16604693
become poor
Be as attractive as them and be at least somewhat interesting
>>16604698
Explain
>>16604693
Go hoe around in your local starbucks. Should be easy.
What do you look like?
>>16604715
Short (5'), 85 lbs, long dirty blonde hair, pale, blue/green eyes
>>16604724
Damn do you post in small girls thread? That guy is a model I guess but it is more or less the look I'm going for. Never been with a smaller girl, used to be fat. How about a pic, hide face maybe.
>>16604756
Thirsty as fuck bro its sad
>>16604822
Oh well
>>16604756
don't be fat
>>16604843
Go hang around hipsters. You might want to say some hipster shit, but probably won't be necessary.
>>16604693
Does he have makeup on? Why is the rest of hia face so feminine? This is seriously disturbing.
>>16604874
Yes or photoshop. His eyebrows are badly waxed, so that contributes to the feminine look a lot.
>>16604843
You're pretty good.
>>16604693
I'm dating a lumbersexual guy right now. They're no different than other guys. Met him during college, I'm like a 76lbs 4'10 asian girl and he's 6'2.
[spoiler]it's pretty hot[/spoiler]
>>16604843
you look 10 years old
>>16604843
>404: tits not found
>>16604924
Dat hair tho
>>16604902
I'm 20
>>16604942
If you are going to continue posting pictures, you should make sure they aren't washed out as fuck.
Move to a city because absolutely nobody working in manual labor looks like that or wants to
>>16604843
>Body of a 12yo
>No tits
>probably no ass
>confirmed for taf, probably mental issues
Wouldnotbang/10
I look like this. Except I have manly eyebrows and well all around not so feminine looking face.
What you should not EVER do is pull/tugg that beard for any reason.
What would work would be just walking up to me and asking me out or giving me your number. Having "balls" to do that is very attractive, especially if I have to look down to see you.
>>16604970
People tug on your beard? I mean I wouldn't mind if a girl wanted to play with it. I'd like that, like a cat.
>>16604693
No guy that looks like that will want a girl who uses instagram filters for all her pics
I'd date her based on looks, not sure if I make the cut though. Fuck it.
>>16604991
Nice balding
what are you, 30? you fucking pedo
>>16604985
Yes
I have not found any reason for this. I think that somehow it seems like a good idea to get my attention when drunk... One of the very few times that hard slap has been required other reasons mostly being limited to dangerous mishandling of firearms
>>16604985
>>16605002
Playing with it is ok though, I like that a lot actually
What I meant was yanking it hard
>>16604991
Tell me your life story.
>>16604693
Move to utah
>>16604996
The girl is 20 years old, Jesus.
>>16604991
I know this place is full of haters but clean your goddamn mirror of you are going to use it for pictures.
>>16604724
>>16604843
YOU ARE ASIAN. CONTACT LENSES, BLEACHED SKIN AND DYED HAIR IS NOT REAL.
Damn gooks
>>16604991
ewwwwwwww
>old man hitting on you
>>16604991
You remind me of that old creepy pervert teacher everyone had in high school.
I'm just gonna hijack this for a sec since the OP pic is related.
I want a bigass beard like that. I can grow facial hair pretty decently, but it doesn't really go up above my jaw for the sides. Is it possible, or will I be cursed with a shitty looking, unthick pube beard?
>>16605616
Those beards are achievable for these types of men.
>men who started puberty very early
>men who have higher testosterone than normal
>men who are in their 30's
My guess is you are in your early 20s or so, not a lot of normal 20 year olds can grow beards like that, its a late 20's to 30's thing. If you cant grow a beard by age 30 or up, there is something very wrong.
>>16605625
Oh, ok good. I'm 23.
I need the beard cuz if I go bald I'm gonna go full dwarf mode.
>>16604843
Dayum if I was a hipster who hung around starbucks with an Amish beard I'd smash her
>>16604693
Are you a boy or a girl?
>>16606273
Transgirl
>>16606298
I'd still smash
>>16604724
5 foot
85 POUNDS
your a fucking CHILD
Not that thats a bad thing ;)
>>16606298
There is no such thing
you are a boy
Kill yourself you fucking FREAK
>>16606298
>girl
>>16604693
install gentoo
>>16604954
This, pls.
>>16605625
>tfw 23 yo and still no decent beard
