Best friend just had a skiing accident last week. Had to be suited in a full body cast.
What are some funny things we can write on her cast?
cripple
Rape proof suit. Protection for the modern day feminist.
>>16602546
That sounds really terrifying, I never really figured this happened to people, you usually just see it in cartoons.
Just print this out and staple it on her chest.
>>16602552
Ha! Good one. *Writes it down
>>16602557
You never think about this stuff until it hits home.
>>16602564
"My balls itch"
>>16602584
She has no balls. lol
>>16602546
My only regret is that I had... boneitis...
>>16602546
"Ya clumsy shit"
"Fuck my mouth."
"Please scratch my balls"
"I'm an erection"
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
Give him a hand job.
>green text it
>>16602546
"Don't go anywhere, I'll be right back"
>>16602837
Futurama? Noice.
>>16602939
>>16603172
Ha!
These are all great. Got anymore?
Add a NASA logo or draw a buzz light year suit so she looks like astronaut
>>16602546
Never doing anal again.
I have no mouth, and I must scream.
>>16602546
Work said "You still coming in right"?
skiing? ditch her and get cooler friends
"I was riding two hard planks and all I got was getting completely covered in white stuff."
DRAW A DICK XD
>>16603888
Best suggestion yet
>>16603888
Cute! I rather like this idea, but she is a fan of Toy Story.
>>16605588
LMAO
>>16605763
Oh gosh, imagine the reactions from her family who came to visit her. Haha
These are all really great! Got anymore?
>>16602546
Draw six pack abs
>>16606276
lame
Draw a giant dick near her mouth
