How can I become more Japanese?
Drink soy sauce, bottles of it each day.
Also don't for get whenever you sit to rest it must be in proper 正座 style.
By their standards, you can't. If you try, they'll just think you're weird.
>>16583843
There is only one way.
>>16583854
I don't really like soy sauce. And I already eat sushi for nearly every meal.
Listening to this song over and over should do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0X3CLJVMJU
what exactly do you mean by "more japanese"?
Ryokai desu
>>16583915
I want to be able to move to Japan and find a wife.
>>16583843
Learning the language would be a starting point.
>>16583955
That sounds hard without immersion. I'm sure I can pick it up when I go there.
>>16583965
Hiragana and katakana is pretty easy.
Kanji is going to take years.
Well, if you only want to talk, there are courses for that? Check your local college
You don't
>>16583965
バカかお前?一人で知らない国行って自分自身で文化とか言葉簡単に習ってでしょ?
日本語は難しいすぎるで本物の日本人はこの世界の誰かと同じ
お前みたいなバカごときには無理よ
諦めろ
>>16583994
Stop trying to trick me. Japanese doesn't use punctuation.
>>16584010
もう一度言う
諦めろweeb
I'll tell you how, seriously.
No sex no drugs no wine no women no fun no sin .
Very simple actually.
>>16583930
If you want that, learn Japanese and be white. With the barrier gone and as a white dude, you can snag a qt at least 3 points above your own attractiveness
>>16583994
>>16584017
でもこれ、ツリでしょ? そう腹立つな
>>16583843
You wanna become a racist xenophobic pedofile?
>>16583843
What are you now?
>>16583994
>>16584017
>>16584067
お前らこのクソWeebを甘く見るなよ
日本まで来ない方がいい
I'm going to go to a Japanese voice coach here in Tokyo next week. Hopefully they can help me iron out the foreign eccentricities in my pronunciation.
>>16584156
いや、同感だけど、ツリに間違いない
>>16583843
live in japan
>>16583843
Move to Japan, learn japanese, surround yourself with a circle of japanese friends, get married to a japanese citizen, eventually get permanent residency or citizenship.
I've lived here for five years and I'm on the way to doing so...
>>16583843
Be an elitist shut-in who conducts gruesome experiments on your own people. Refuse to have sex except with body pillows, keep your head turned away when a woman's being molested. Hold your pointless office job above everything else, with a willingness to commit suicide when you don't get a promotion after ten years of working as a telemarketer.
If you're a woman, and you aren't married by 25, you are a Christmas cake and you cannot marry anyone because you're too old by the standards of the country. I hope you haven't had sex and you better not have a strong personality unless you're a prepubescent girl, because otherwise you are unclean and unfit to be married. Do not have a job if you have children; a Japanese man is meant to be the sole source of income. You may not masturbate, because he is meant to be the only one who touches you. A woman who masturbates is a whore. You are less than any man, and will heed the wishes of any man who demands something of you because you have no worth.
If you join the SDF, remember you are now able to deploy as of this year. Try to attack countries that want nothing to do with the current conflict. Don't forget to complain when karma has them bomb the ever-living shit out of you for killing countless people without provocation. Blame their government for retorting instead of asking your own why they've been killing your own people, encouraging family suicides and needlessly breaching the Chinese borders, killing innocent people in Nan-Xing and bombing Hawaiian naval bases with kamikaze runs for no reason. If you come to America and cause trouble, be ready to be ripped to pieces by their Army. If you attack British shores, be prepared to be torn apart by their Navy. And if you come to France with arms, their Air Corps will blow you to smithereens.
All and all, don't forget to put a decal of your current waifu on your fighter jet. Nothing scares the enemy more than a picture of a little anime girl licking a popsicle.
>>16584593
Holy shit
Place your fingers on the out corners of your eyes. Press firmly inward and upward.
>>16584593
Proof of troof
Watch Umaru-Chan and eat pocky. Buy skin bleaching cream at Walmart
>>16584593
You had something for a while there, but good lord that third paragraph is cringe.
Not sure why people on 4chan either have to fucking love Japan or hate it. It's a cool country with great food, some cute as fuck girls, a pretty language, and vibrant pop culture. It also has some really trashy pop culture and plenty of ugly social problems that run very deep, and an uncertain future.
It's an interesting place. The people who idolize it are annoying, yeah. But it's like some of you are so afraid of being called weeaboos or whatever that you have to just dump on it every time one of them wanders by.
>>16584840
>good lord
If you think this is cringe, try watching a season of Last Man On Earth.
>>16584542
I moved to Japan and got married to a Japanese citizen but still have no friends really (realized I just wanted to be surrounded by cute girls and 2D than boring Asian guys)
>>16584593
FUCKIN WRECKED WHOO
>>16583843
go to >>>/trv/ or >>>/int/
>>16583843
it is very hard to immigrate to japan
>>16584623
That cannot be fucking real.
>>16585011
I like that show
