I've got a 10 page research paper due at noon tomorrow. Advice to get me through it?
Cannibalize one of your old papers that wasn't logged in a plagiarism database.
Caffeine! I basically haven't slept for two days because I procrastinated doing two final exam projects until last second. I finished the first one at 7am (it's 9:13pm right now for me) and my second one is almost done. I have faith in you. Ask someone if they can help you compile your research if you have't done so already.
>>16570458
ok caffeine and cocaine, I'll be a little more honest.
>>16570458
How do you avoid crashing? Also how do you manage those periods of time when you need to formulate your thoughts and aren't doing anything?
>>16570451
and use slav vowels here and there to confuse the plagiarism database
>inb4 OP gets sacked
imma laff so hard
>>16570482
>How do you avoid crashing?
well-timed line and Monster
>periods of time when you need to formulate your thoughts and aren't doing anything
When I start to feel extremely fidgety I'd get up, intensely play with my dog or cat for at most five or ten minutes. The main problem is you don't have a lot of time. You won't have the luxury of allowing yourself to do nothing.
>Everything you want to do that isn't about that paper can be done once your turn in the paper.
Step one is getting off 4chan. That was a hard for me.
Get off 4chan and start writing.
>>16570518
You don't need to confuse a plagiarism database that doesn't have your paper in it.
Don't take other people's work, just use your own.
>>16570524
ok then one last thing
Whenever I pull all nighters I feel sick. Past 3:00 I feel like throwing up/shitting my pants. What's up with that
>>16570534
I'm not sure. It's kind of easy for me to pull all-nighters because I usually don't hit the hay until day break anyways. I've never had that experience, that of which I can remember anyways. If you start to feel sick perhaps just do what your body needs it to do and then carry on with the work you have neglected to do.
>No excuses
>>16570526
nigga that's still considered "academic dishonesty" and it's as serious as plagiarism
>>16570552
Yeah, but it's impossible to verify. If you're called on the carpet, say you turned the wrong paper in by mistake.
>>16570445
be wordy
OH OMG OP BE SURE TO WRITE OUT AN OUTLINE AS WELL! it will help organize your thoughts/keep them organized
>>16570555
nyce tryps
>THE SAME PAPER THAT YOU CONVENIENTLY EDITED TO SUIT YOUR NEW ASSIGNMENT?
>>16570573
How exactly are they going to get a copy of an old paper you already got back two years ago from professor bumblefuck?
>>16570591
>they don't oblige him to feed all assignments through a plagiarism checker
you probably go to a shit-tier uni anyway
