I bought a 75 gallon fish tank.
What fish should I put in it that'll impress a girl?
The fruitiest colored ones. Tropical faggot fish.
>>16560606
>>>/an/
>>16560606
Fill it with money
>>16560613
Came here to post this. Seriously, those guys know fish.
>>16560644
>>16560613
Can't they're too slow, and I need to impress a girl, /an/ knows nothing of the human animal.
>>16560673
Lol
>>>/an/2015796
>>16560673
>too slow
Do you need to have the tank established by tomorrow or something? Because whether you go there for their advice or not, that's not going to happen.
You really need to do some research beyond just posting on 4chan once you decide which fish you want, then get yourself the proper equipment besides just the tank, then begin the setup process, which can take days, all before you even buy the fish. After that the real fun starts when you introduce the fish.
>>16560606
>wanting an animal as fast as possible
>wanting an animal solely to impress someone
You should not own pets.
>>16560698
Everything is set up, just need animals in there. I know I can only fit in 5 animals at a time max depending on the size of the fish, so I need some really impressive fish.
>>16560711
You couldn't have set it up if you haven't even decided which fish you're getting yet. Some have different requirements.
How did you set it up?
>>16560724
filter is running, ph of 7.2, Nitrates and Trites at 0, I'm cycling through silent cycling but no inhabitants to push the bacteria count.
You should put dildos in it, of the semi buoyant/gelatinous variety.
>>16560606
my dick nigga
check this 5
>>16560606
75 gallons is enough to fit a small person. Forget the fish, hire a little person to sit inside there when you have a girl coming over. A female is more impressed with a man who can control people, not fish.
