I think Stacy might want my dick.
>reading common sense by thomas paine
>"wow anon, what are reading?"
>oh it's common sense. it's about government.
>"ooh you're so smart"
>always fucking smiles at me
>yesterday browsing /pol/ on my phone
>have a nice kek
>she hears me turns around and smiles at me
>"heehee anon, you laugh like an old person!"
wat do?
I'm not really interested in a relationship with her, but she's pretty hot so I want to fuck her.
>>16559476
Ask if you can come over, after schoool (after school).
Then tell her that you can hang by the pool (hang by the pool).
>>16559487
kek Stacy's mom.
She obviously likes you because she saw a Wes Anderson movie trailer once and thinks you're quirky.
Act tolerably awkward and ask her some simple questions. Like, when she asked you what you're reading, you might have answered, paused, then asked her what books she likes.
Keep it simple, see where it leads. Don't overthink it. Autists always overthink it.
>>16559515
What would you say is tolerably awkward?
Also, I don't think she's really the kind of girl who reads a lot of books.
>>16559653
>What would you say is tolerably awkward?
I slight pause, an 'uh' before a question, a short turn of the eyes to the side, stuff like that. Nothing major, else she'll think you're a nutcase.
>Also, I don't think she's really the kind of girl who reads a lot of books.
Now you're overthinking it. Girls don't like being placed in categories, especially girls who know they belong in a not-so-respectful categories like 'dumb sluts'.
>>16560005
So how do I get this girl to agree to fuck?
>>16560090
Inform your lawyer to meet with hers' and have them write up a contract where the terms seem agreeable.
>>16560116
Remember to sign the oral sex release form too!
>>16559476
Bump. Why the hell not?
