Just fingered my first girl /b/
She smelled horrid and the stench is still on my finger. Im drowning my hand in fanta to kill the smell but it wont go away. Can anyone help? About to but alcohol and dowse my hand in that. Got some blood as well...
About to pick up mom and anything would help.
> 19
> first time
But the real postibg reason is, I want to know.
Whats so great about sex?
I didn't put it in, she was ashamed of smell and stopped me, but I ate her out for a while and I just couldn't get in the mood. Also because, I know keep saying it but it is and was horrible, the smell stopped me. But holding her on a couch was uncomfortable.
Did I have a bad experience ot is sex over rated?
And legit question, do yall think it was because Im not attracted to her/love her?
Just wanted to get it over with
Tl ; dr
> sex advice for first timers
Sounds like a bad experience
It shouldn't smell like that
Perhaps have her shower first
Yes sex is overrated
as for the stench, lmfao thats just her. Maybe she shouldve showered first
>carsex
>fanta within reach
>being super gay
I don't even know where to start
>>16556806
>>16556816
>>16556830
Thabks for replying.
Probably....the smell is still here....
Been pouring alcohol on it.
She did drink milk before and ate mcdonalds. I honestly dont know if its obvious that caused it.
But Yea, she seemed like she didn't shower.
Good sex is not overrated. Smell does dettact from a wonderous experience so please keep at it.
I'm having best time of my life right now with this hot blondie who smells oh-so-fresh.
>>16556839
Super gay? How?
I dont want dick
Carsex?
It was at her house, I left.
Fanta?
Shits good man
>>16556847
the one time I get a strong smell its a vagina. And I was so stoked to eat her out...
Will try with others
>>16556806
>Fanta
>Girl with smelly vag
>Picking up mom
Confirmed obese white trash male having sex with land whale. How many juggalo stickers do you have on your car?
>>16556885
Im not even obeae or white. ...
>>16556806
>horrid smelling vag
>still eats her out
You're a fucking hero regardless, that shit's considerate
Dude, vagina can't smell bad. If you think it does, you're gay.
>>16556806
Squeeze some fresh lemon on your fingers. Then follow up with soap.
>>16557258
You ever smelled the vagina of a woman who hasn't showered for more than a day? That shit makes an ungodly funk.
>>16557258
Bro your own balls and dick are gonna smell gross after a while.
>>16557265
No.. But I doubt it would smell bad. I love smelling sweaty girls' armpits for example, and their vags probably smell similar.
>>16557258
>>16557278
Dude. How can you say this if you've never actually encountered a vagina? It's about the discharge, not about the sweat caught in the folds.
If her pH is off it will smell terrible. You've never heard anyone say things about fish or yeast? You ever get an armpit smell like fish or like yeast? It's a whole different animal.
It's insane to go down on a girl when it feels like the sourness is burning the hair off your nostrils. No man should every settle for this no matter how much she insists.
>>16557494
Vagina Cheese
>>16557494
Agreed. It is the kind of smell where you stop smelling and breath from your mouth. The kind of smell that makes your breath hot from the funk. The kind of smell that makes you hesitant from exhaling because the after smell is lingering.
I been there before dude and it is terrible. Least you didn't eat the pussy....that would suck. Just get some soap and scrub really hard.
Since going vegan my bag one smells very neautral like, it doesn't have a scent at all. Maybe slightly sweet idk hard to describe
But if she drinks plenty of water, and doesn't wash down there with soap (fucks the pH up and aides thrush) and washes regularly and thoroughly with water it shoul never smell that bad
You said you encountered blood, she could have been starting or coming off her period which could have caused the odour. Or she could've had a yeast infection or it could be diet related or she could have just not showered for a while which is pretty nasty.
All in all vaginas aren't supposed to have an offensive odour that makes one sick or puts them off.
Dicks don't have that when they're clean
But fuck when they're dirty that's pretty bad
Idk
Gentinals need to be washed correctly and regularly and they shouldn't smell horrible seriously
>Did I have a bad experience or is sex over rated?
Both. Sounds like this went worse for you than it does for most people.
But I definitely think that sex in overrated and most of the hype about it comes from horny teenagers and early 20-somethings whose hormones and/or loneliness are doing the talking.
>>16557278
When you sweat, do your balls smell like your armpits?
>>16557561
*vagina
Not bag one
Wtf
Vaginas are NOT SUPPOSED TO SMELL BAD.
The #1 cause of vaginal odor is bacterial or fungal infection.
In other words, don't touch that shit if it smells bad, god damn OP.
women are gross
>fingers girl
>soaks hand in fanta
You're gay op
Go wash your hands you stupid fuck
>>16556806
Is your name Simon? lmfao seems like somthing I guy I know named Simon would do after sticking his hand in a vag
>>16557258
Vaginas can smell rank if she's wearing a thong all day with yoga pants
Jesus Christ kid.
WD-40 is what I use to wash grease stains off my hand. Will work for coochie stains too.
I have no experience with terribly smelly vaginas.
The only smell I've ever noticed has been very subtly metallic or slightly fishy. But never a stronger smell than actual fish and never enough to be considered bad.
My conclusion is that vaginas don't have to smell bad and therefore if they do there's something wrong.
Femanons?
Drink the fanta.
>>16558144
Something is absolutely wrong if they smell bad. Even "smelling as strong as actual fish" is concerning.
Assume she has something contagious and don't risk it.
If she smelled that bad, she had an vaginal infection. she doesn't even have to have poor hygiene, it happens and is a bitch to get away again.
And yes, vaginal odor is very clingy. Here's a nifty trick to get EVERY stank off your fingers: wash with soap and warm water, then rub your wer hands all over a stainles steel faucet. You have to get every inch of your skin. It triggers a chemical reaction that'll eliminate the bad smell.
She was probably about to come on, or just coming off her period. It smells bad then... just wash your hands loads and it should come off
>>16556806
TOOTHPASTE WILL HELP
>>16558427
Your current hand situation, that is. Don't put that anywhere near genitals.
>>16556856
Dude. Smelly vag is the absolute worst. Shower with her first. She must have hella bad hygiene. Sorry man. Tho, not every girl is rank.
Rubbing alcohol works well or vinegar. Hope this helps.
>>16558148
But like, that's not true. It could be a ph thing. pH levels get all kinds of fucked up after periods and it can smell bad for a bit before their bodies return to normal.
Maybe she just needed to shower or her period just ended, either way, she doesn't have some crazy vagina disease.
I am a girl I think I can have an actual say in this.
Also wash your fucking hands it's called soap and water dumbass
>>16556806
>She smelled horrid
She's probably got a yeast infection.
>>16557258
>Dude, vagina can't smell bad. If you think it does, you're gay.
Dude, I'm guessing that you haven't had pussy since pussy had you.
Of course you've never smelled a vagina that smelled bad--because you can't smell those vaginas that you only ever seen in a porn movie.
