How do I get a gf if I look like pic related?
>>16554562
Move to Japan
>>16554562
>gf
son...
>>16554562
Asian men and women look the same. Search in asia.
>>16554566
You do know he's white...?
>>16554562
Quite easily you unselfaware faggot
>>16554568
You can find asians who try to look white.
>>16554569
How so? Last I checked, nobody is going after vanilla ass white men with glasses.
>>16554575
>>16554562
I always thought the lead singer of Weezer wouldn't have any problem getting chicks
>>16554572
It's Rivers Cuomo from Weezer you fucking philistine.
>>16554580
I know. She's cute.
have a sense of humor? :D
>>16554588
Does self depricating existential angst count as humor?
>>16554579
What if I just look like him and instead of being the frontman of that quirky 90s band everyone loves, I'm just some physics student?
>>16554605
Why can't you trust an atom?
They make up everything
Turn your education into wit, fruitcake.
>>16554594
depends on the person. the answer to self deprecating existential angst is sarcastically telling yourself that at least youre not some fat bald guy who works in a shitty office job and has three kids and is getting divorced. then again, if that guy figured out how to get laid, well, you should be able to too.
>>16554613
last time I tried something like that I got jumped
>>16554621
Build yourself a sub and travel by water. You will be much harder to catch.
>>16554575
Rivers Cuomo wrote an entire song about how sick he was of getting pussy, FYI.
>>16554562
Read the /fit/ sticky and get lifting.
Who's the blonde qt
>>16554562
femanon here, hes kind of hot. when i was searching the catalog i thought he was ezra koenig which would be better
>>16555128
Some BR who got plastic surgery to look asian.
