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Is buying a fleshlight worth it,guys?
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Is buying a fleshlight worth it,guys?
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flashlight?
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Are you willing to pay money for something that may not be any better than your hand? Are you fine with the stigma that comes with owning a male sex toy?
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>>16544972
Well you have to use a condom with them.

Is masturbating better with a condom on or with out?
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I've owned one for a few years now.

Fuck the stigma. Women buy dildos all the time no one bats an eye. Double standard bullshit is all that is.

Now, these things are expensive so lets talk about care. You'll want to use water based lube only, anything else will damage it. I use a brand called h2o. Clean with hot water. If especially soiled use rubbing alcohol, not soap. To keep it soft and supple coat with a fine layer of cornstarch every few uses.

I wouldn't know from the real thing(see my topic "apprehensions on lpin" in this board) but its defiantly much better than just a hand crank.
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I think it's perfectly fine to own a sextoy as a guy! Almost every girl has a dildo/vibrator. I don't see why guys shouldn't have their own toys. Besides, i would really like to use a fleshlight on a guy. Or watch him use one. So, win-win
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>>16545065
So lotion is out what about baby oil or something
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>>16544972
Yup.

Sex toys are awesome.
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>>16545445
As long as its water based and fragrence/dye free. Lube is really your best option.
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So, what's the average price for a decent one of these.
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>>16544977
Fleshlight. The male sex toy.
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Why not just buy a Tenga egg?
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>Pic related
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>>16545874
Holy shit, that's a little much,anon.
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>>16544972

imo, yes. even if you only use it for a month. its really fucking fun, just ALWAYs clean it cuz you dont want it to get moldy, and it sucks having to clean it after having just jerked off, but its loads of fun.

if you like to marathon porn, it will make it more difficult cuz its harder to edge iwth them. it feels reallly good.
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>>16545694
Mine was about 130 irc, but its a mold of Jenna Haze, and I bought it at a brick and mortar store. Can probably find cheaper if you look around.
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>>16545065
>Virgin owns sex toy
>doesn't know the real thing
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>>16545905
>fleshlight feels really good
You're all probably virgins
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>>16545954
Yeah, thats what I said, thanks for reminding me. It's something I'm working on. Ive been in a bad way for a while and am just now working my way through it. It's a process, not a miracle.

In summation, go fuck yourself.
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so, felshlights don't even come close to what a real pussy feels like? Fuck, then what's the point of them,then? I imagine dildos and vibrators feel close enough to dicks for females ot get off on them.
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>>16544972
I owned an STU fleshlight and it was amazing. I only lasted like a couple minutes with one of those yet could easily last 20ish minutes with a regular fleshlight. They do require some prep (soaking in warm water) before use, usage supplies (lube), and maintenance (cleaning, drying, and powdering). So you can't just cum and throw it aside unfortunately.

I had to throw them away when my family helped me move lest they discover it. So I will be probably be investing in one again soon.
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>>16546006
pussy>fleshlight>hand
its not that hard
and you only have to pay for a fleshlight once. all pussy has a price. it may not always be monetary, but you will pay for it, one way or another.
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>>16546013
All that for a nut? It really must feel great if you considered it worth all that work. Even when I'm alone I don't have that much time to work with.
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>>16546086
Well... When you're a fat permavirgin like me who's only redeeming quality is a decent job then you have to get pussy however you can even if it's just a imitation of one.
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Is there anyway to possible make one out of house hold items?
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>>16546013

>I had to throw them away when my family helped me move lest they discover it. So I will be probably be investing in one again soon.

well here is a very real approaching dilemma for me.

not too keen on throwing away 40 bucks worth of silicon and stainless steel
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>>16545959
>we're on 4chan
>we're all probably virgins

Ftfy
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>>16546369
Throw it in a locker in a train station for a week around the time
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>Be me
>Be 19, living at home with parents
>Order equivalent of Fleshlight from website
>Promised on the website that the packaging would be discrete
>One week later
>"Anon, something from "Muffs and Cuffs" arrived for you in the mail... mind telling me what that's about?"
>die

The toy disintegrated after two uses.

Urgh, makes me cringe.
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>>16546727
Lol, never buy generic
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>>16546727
Oh, god.
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>>16546013
>I had to throw them away when my family helped me move lest they discover it.

Most beta thing I've read all night.
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like how girls stick a dildo on a giant stuff animal or something do guys stick these things inside of a pillow or something or just stroke it using the toy?
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>>16544977
this cracked me up for some reason
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>>16547354
Because I really want to explain to my family why I have a pocket pussy. Are you fucking retarded?
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I bought one for my boyfriend for his personal use as well as shark week. We watched porn together and he expressed he liked Sasha grey because he says she reminds him of me. So I suprised him with the pocket pussy replica of her squish mitten and it was enjoyable using it on him. I think they are awesome and fun, better than a hand it seems like. Plus us ladies have a near monopoly on sex toys, why can't you enjoy something?
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They are overpriced. go to /jp/ and get a cheaper and/or better onahole.

>>16546727
Get it around christmas, say it's a gift for someone.
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>>16548801
Because male sex toys make you a beta creeper loser who can't get laid but female sex toys mean you're liberated, strong, and don't need no man to make you cum.
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>>16546006
>not like real pussy
could still be better than hands
also you don't fuck pussy only because of how it feels around your dick, there's usually a girl attached to it you know....

if deadgrip is a problem for you then fleshlight may be a great remedy.
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>>16548812
Sadly that's how it's seen. But flashlights are hot as fuck. Hnng
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I had a tenga egg.
It felt nice. And it's cheap
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>>16547644
Just pack and unpack the box or bag you hid it in yourself.
Mommy doesn't have to do everything for you you know.
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>>16548821
What's the maintain effort and cost on those?
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>>16548836
No.It cannot be hidden and must be transported in broad daylight always. Otherwise its magic powers will reduce greatly
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