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What to buy gf for bday
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Shes 18 years old
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Dildo
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>>16544753
a good vibrator
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i dont have money for good stuf
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>>16544765
a bad vibrator
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>>16544765
or for a free, a real dick. comes with cool bonuses like the rest of a body (good for making out, etc)
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>>16544753
A copy of your favorite book
Make something, cookies/cake
A mix tape
Download some porn and tell her you got her that for her birthday
Draw her a picture

I would be happy with any of the above.
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yep mah hot mixtape would be nice
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>>16544753

first ask her how she would like to spend the day. if the answer is "surprise me"..

rape her <3
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i think that is best idea
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>>16544808
Sweet <3
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>>16544753

>make cake/lunch/din
>HAND PICK some flowers
>picnic somewhere pretty/nice view
>cooler box with some frozen shit dildo's (not necessary, but always nice)
>invite friends/senpai along if she desires
>sincerely love her
>let her know that you're not going anywhere. the one you choose is always fine soooo fine
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>>16544753

>>16544808
>>16544826

be a real good cunt. power the fuck up. become godlike. beam like the fucking sun. show her that you're the raddest cunt out. at the peak of your masculine power you must fuck the cunt out of her. gain self awareness, observe yourself without judgement. BE YOU

the best gift she can receive is you in your ultimate form

all out of idea's bro. have a bloody good one.
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>>16544772
Fucking 11/10

You made my day sir
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