When you have a friend that you're 90% shirt you can hit up for a booty call, how do you word the text? You can't just go "hey wanna fuck" right?
Ask to Netflix and chill
She'll know what you mean
>>16496712
Ey gurl, you want some fuk tonite?
this is literally what netflix and chill was invented for
If you're 90% sure then that'll probably work but I understand that you don't want to risk it. "Let's have some fun ;)" has worked out fine for me in the past. Or you could go with "come do [random pastime] with me, we'll see where it goes from there.", so basically asking for Netflix and chill.
>>16496712
how about you not have a booty call and have a meaningless fuck because you're too lazy to masturbate
Ignore all other anons. The secret is to just invite her over to hang out, watch a funny video, check out your lizard collection, whatever. Do not apply any pressure on her to ha e sex with you. Get her in your place, get more physical and see what happens. Worst case scenario, you end up hanging out and having a fun time. Don't make her feel uncomfortable before she's even got there.
>>16496712
Their always has to be a layer of innuendo and tact Anon unless you are given reason otherwise.
>>16496761
>The secret is to just invite her over to hang out, watch a funny video
>Ignore all other anons
So basically you're giving the same advice - Netflix and chill. Pull your head out of your ass, dumbass and read.
>>16496747
>too lazy to masturbate
That would imply he's too lazy to fuck. Fucking is more work.
>>16496712
I say "Want to get together for some private time Wednesday?" She knows what that means.
I can understand the first time being a little awkward, especially if you're like 18 and a little bitch about sex and intimacy.
>>16496765
Similar but don't use the term Netflix and chill because it has no subtlety anymore. The phrase is used more as a joke than as a serious suggestion. That's why I would avoid using that one term.
>>16496779
>implying that aspies understand subtlety
>>16496712
>booty call
gross
>>16496712
Asians have good bodies but i fucking cant stand the skin color and faces
>>16496712
I usually just throw "hey wanna hang out tonight?" casually in the middle of a conversation
