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/adv/, i need help
so, there is this boy in my debate, and i like him a lot. problem is he doesn't really talk to me and im too shy to talk to him. my english also sucks shit, and i cannot form a basic fuckin sentence.

the hell do i do? need tips; pic related, its him.. was showing my friend (turns out she has him in math, which is what i wanted to know)
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>>16491244
Is he ROTC or something?
>my english also sucks shit, and i cannot form a basic fuckin sentence
Then what did you just do now? Talk to him. It's the only way to get close to him.
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>>16491261
yeah he is
yeas, but i get really shy and im nervouse and my accent is heavy as hell OTL
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>>16491244
Talk to him, ask him how he's doing, introduce yourself to him.

Being a girl and approaching guys is playing on super easy mode with extra lives.
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accents are hot. go for it
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>>16491272
lol, thanks for the laugh.. and ill try to suck it up i guess
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>>16491276
lol, even ukrainian ones?
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>>16491271
He'll probably think your accent is cute or something. I understand where you're coming from though. It's much safer to never try in the first place.
Btw are you Korean?
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>>16491283
Not really. You should fake a chinese accent.
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>>16491288
lol, im not even asian
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>>16491294
Then pin up your eyes and go ching chong jiaou yu fong bing bow and he'll think your asian and he'll date you.
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>>16491287
nope, ukrainian.
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>>16491298
Then your accent is cute.
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>>16491297
got it.
but in all seriousness, nobody really likes russians or ukrainians or any eastern europeaners or do they? *le sigh
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>>16491306
No, you're completely wrong.
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>>16491304
i hope it is o~o
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>>16491312
just preference yes?
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>>16491322
>>16491319
Russian/Ukrainian accents have always been considered hot. Where have you been? Have you ever seen James Bond?
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>>16491329
no i haven't sorry
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>>16491335
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>>16491342
OTL
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>>16491335
Seriously though. Talk to him slut. I swear on my mothers life it will work.
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>>16491349
alright mate, ill down some vodka-liquid-courage and go get it
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>>16491353
I'd laugh if you were a guy

run before another qt gets him
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>>16491353
You will stink like alcohol.
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>>16491362
nice pic
and i was only kidding.. maybe
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>>16491297
lmao yes best recommendation ive seen so far
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>>16491353
No, alcohol is a good idea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21ZTOP09xPk
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>>16491361
not a guy, but ill go
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>>16491367
I know it.
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>>16491306
What are you talking about?... (not to make it political) but white people are majority and its unlikely you'll have this issue of discrimination. And if you do have this issue, fuck him (not literally ahaha)
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>>16491374
You'll be gettin dicks in your butt in no time.
>>16491368
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>>16491376
sorry, i just don't really know what americans like, i know both ukrainian are westerners like americans but everyone is in ukraine very particular about people and i just don't know if they are like that in america.. it seems that they do but just don't express it..
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>>16491382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21ZTOP09xPk
Leap up on the table in front of him and spread your butt cheeks and when he sees your asshole he'll fall in love with you.
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>>16491387
damn i love 4chan XD
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>>16491382
Russian type accents sound untrustworthy. It's an ugly language to most westerners.
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>>16491398
well i don't have a deep voice so thats a better plus though right?
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>>16491395
Lmao
>>16491398
It's actually a very beautiful language in my opinion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUHRNgRTx6o
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>>16491410
>.
interesting singer, much better than the professionals (if you call them that) singer we have there. but i don't really understand some because ukrainian is different from russian.. and i don't like to be confused with a russian

sorry, im a west ukraine fag, we fucking hate the russians here
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>>16491419
I thought she was Ukrainian? Oh, well I'm pretty sure it's an artificial voice anyways.
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>>16491419
Did you watch the dick butt thing yet?
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>>16491428
no, russian.she has one ukrainian music video though. she is good singer
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>>16491431
yes lol
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>>16491438
I am ashamed of myself for thinking this is funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQAPGmHunJc
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>>16491446
its so weird its funny XD
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>>16491451
OK my final post.
Go to his home at thanksgiving and while they're having a nice dinner leap on the table naked. Next pull off the turkeys leg and start masturbating with it. Don't forget to moan really loud. Then, he will fall in love with you and his family will also love you.
OK, that is all. Goodnight.
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>>16491476
XD good night, this is my last post as well.

thanks for everyones advices, i will try to talk to him.. no i WILL talk to him!
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