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How do I successfully stay hidden as a male inside of the Chinese
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How do I successfully stay hidden as a male inside of the Chinese military in order to keep my old father from dying in the war, cus of the draft
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>>16491117
sue them for transphobia
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>>16491119
Then more sexist against woman serving in the military cuz thats a rule or something
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>>16491117
You must be swift as the coursing river.
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you avoid injury at all costs, if not, let the doctor cum inside you to keep his silence.
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>>16491144
That when to 0 to a hundred real quick

I would not want to be pregnant or have any cum inside
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>>16491158
You can't get pregnant in the butt, mouth or nose...
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Yea because China has so many wars going on right now
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>>16491206
>The nose

Who has that accuracy

Is it the type of fetishist where you hold the dickhole right up the nose and cum in the nostril passage

Cus I just made that up
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>>16491206
Ew
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>>16491117
Ancestor spirits. Ancestor spirits solve everything.

If that fails, rescue your CO from the Huns. Then at least he won't kill you when you're inevitably found out.
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>>16491251
That might be dangerous. It could go up into the brain with such force that it causes damage.
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>>16491357
>AH AH AH YOU'RE MAKING MY MIND GO BLANK! ONIECHAN SHAH AH THERE IS SEAMEN IN MY BRAIN! AHHHHHHHH
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