Where can I obtain a gf that thinks her body is sinful and is ashamed of it?
Burger King
>>16487686
That's also easy on the eyes*
>>16487692
Subway
church
Why would you want this
>>16487698
so she doesn't want me to fuck her
>>16487696
i'm too crazy to go to church
>>16487699
I repeat
Why
>>16487699
>i'm too crazy to go to church
you'll fit right in
>>16487701
so we don't need to fug each other
>>16487708
Isn't their websites for asexuals?
Or just find a hot girl, buy her a really high quality vibrator and you'll be good to go
>>16487681
Why did you change it from asexual ;)
>>16487725
because asexuals partake in their sexuality as an identity. they're image-whores
>>16487722
I doubt a girl would be permanently satisfied with a sex-toy, even if i showered her with riches
>>16487731
You can't obtain people
>>16487734
I obviously don't mean to make her my possession.
>>16487731
So you have a low sex drive. Not a big deal. If a vibrator isn't enough. But her a Sybian
>>16487747
Look mate, it's really unlikely she won't want to be taking dick unless she's inclined towards not doing it (asexual, lesbian or ashamed of sex), and if I won't provide it for her she will eventually be fucking on the side.
>>16487753
So what is it you want exactly.
>>16487754
A girl that won't need to fuck.
>>16487759
Ok so go find a website for asexuals
>>16487772
That also wouldn't call herself asexual.
>>16487777
Nice quads
Why are you being so picky? Just find some straight girl, and after you've been dating a bit just explain you have a low sex drive. I don't see e problem
>>16487788
because op is a kuck
>>16487788
Because of reasons too complicated to explain.
>>16487792
Summarize
>>16487794
I have to re-activate the god spark in my skull, but I need a woman to do that.
>>16487798
>God spark
What
>>16487804
I'm sort of an obscurantist, so I won't explain any further. Besides, that's going off-topic now.
>>16487808
Look. If you want a girlfriend. Stop being a fucking picky faggot and go find one. Not all girls are constantly craving dick. Just go find a girlfriend. Tell her you have low sex drive and see how it goes
>>16487818
The problem is that she would crave dick in any degree.
>>16487823
So what if she wants to fuck once a month?
What's the big issue. I have a low sex drive too. But if I had a girlfriend that I cared about, if she wanted sex once a month id be willing to work with that for her
>>16487834
So are you going to help or are you just gonna keep trying to sell sex to me?
>>16487838
I'm not trying to "sell sex" to you. I'm just saying why is sex once a MONTH such a huge problem.
>>16487853
Why do you care?
>>16487804
this nigga think he a transformer and shit
>>16487857
Because I'm wasting my time that I should be getting work done to help you out
>>16487863
You were always free to stop replying whenever you liked. I didn't ask for you to convince me to getting a sexual gf did I? I made a pretty easy to understand statement in the OP, and that's what I would suppose people replying would try to help with in the /advice/ board.
Sorry if this sounds rude btw, but bluntly saying things should clear misunderstandings :^)
>>16487681
You're confused here. What you want is a friend not gf. You dont have to fuck your friends
>>16487877
So you DON'T want a asexual or lesbian girlfriend. But you want a normal, straight, girlfriend who doesn't like sex.
You don't see how difficult your making it? There's not any more "classes" for shit like this. You're going to have to just date girls until you find one who doesn't like sex. They are out there, but they arnt "classed" like lesbians and asexuals
>>16487882
Shit I should have said this.
OP do this. A girlfriend is just a friend you take to a romantic and sexual level. Just get a female friend. Get deep in the Friend Zone
>>16487889
I would ideally want an asexual girlfriend, but the reality is likely that they're just a bunch of dumb sluts who are tagging with the favor of the month identity, and then after going through that it's prob gonna be some dumb lefty bitch that subscribes to some sort of LGBT movement. no thanks
>>16487900
Nah, a female friend will probably be fucking other people.
Do you p>>16487914
Figured it out. You shouldn't be in a relationship. Look into getting a roommate. Put on the advert that you dont want them sleeping with people though.
>>16487920
Wouldn't work.
>>16487914
>Nah, a female friend will probably be fucking other people.
if you don't want to fuck her, why does this matter to you?
>>16487933
Why do you care?
>>16487939
How do you expect people to give advice if they don't understand the problem?
Convinced OP is troll. Created exact same thread the other day with same unsolvable dilemma.
>>16487944
There's no problem? I'm just asking for girls that think their body is sinful and are ashamed of it. Ideally, this would mean they are also adverse to sex, but not knowing it IE not self-identifying as asexual.
>>16487952
If there's no problem, get off of /adv/.
>>16487955
Well, there is that problem where I don't know where to find said girls.
>obtain sexually healthy girlfriend
>love each other dearly
>start watching loads of porn daily
>make porn your source of sex
>make sex a chore
>she will start to hate herself and her body and not want sex
Trust me, this works.
>>16487952
You want rape victims
go to some support group or something and pretend to be a rape victim like edward norton in fight club, meet girls there
>>16487965
how does one make sex a chore? isn't that what usually happens after you tire about each other? I wouldn't be against this plan, but this girl has to stick around and not cheat on me, which is what usually sexual boredom leads to (and why keks get into swinger shit)
>>16487968
Say if I do, how likely is it that I'll wake up to one of them pressing hot iron against my chest early in the morning because she thinks I'm cheating on her?
>>16487961
You want fat chicks.
Go to a weight watchers meeting and pretend to lose weight, then bam. Just like Edward Norton in fight club.
>>16487976
Established pretty early on that they should be moderately good looking, or at least normal (5/10)
>>16487731
Please. A hitachi wand can replace any dick
>>16488165
Nah, women need a dick inside them in order to feel validated from time to time.
Be fat and ugly.
Trust me, then no girl will want to fug you. Problem solved.
>>16487699
Crazy is their demographic
bamp
