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I need some pet names to call my girlfriend because we are at a dry patch in our relationship and I was thinking that would spice it up. Any suggestions?
mule
cumfart
rat
wasp
hardhat
>>16483115
>cumfart
sunshine, gorgeous, boo-bear, honey bunny
>>16483107
monkey nipples
Brs (beautiful radient star)
>>16483107
flower
petal
sunny
sweetie
blossom
Whore-mongol
Succubus
Filth-demon
Working-girl
>>16483107
woman
xerox
dripweasel
children of the corn
subwoofer
thumbtack
>>16483543
Pet names
> Fido
> Tiddles
> Miss Bigglesworth
> Rusty
> Miss Lickalot
>>16483107
cute things to call your gf:
1. sugar
2. honey
3. flour
4. egg
5. 1/2 lb butter
6. stir
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°
9. bake for 20mins
>Semen Demon
>Jizz Genie
>Baby Batter Bringer
>Cum Caresser
>Lovegoo Lass
>Sperm Summoner
>Ejaculate Empress
>Mayonnaise Maiden
>Jizz Jockey
>Spunk Monk
>Sodomy Sentinel
>Penile Perpetrator
>Erection Confection
>Salami Tsunami
>Boner Condoner
>Fluid Druid
>Urethral Umpire
>Wang Wizard
>Knackers Knight
>Prick Pirate
>Dong Dominator
>Cock Khan
>Stiffy Sultan
>Sausage Sergeant
>Middle Leg Major
>Pole Privateer
>Shaft Specialist
>Pecker Prodigy
>Boner Benefactor
>Baloney Poney Behemoth
>Dick Juice Masseuse
>Tallywhacker Smacker
>Man Muscle Steam Shovel
>Baby Batter Bladder
>Willy Ghillie
>Butt Hut
>Glans Fans
>Spooge Scrooge
>Ejaculate Advocate
>Skeet Treat
>Wang Wrangler
>Jism Prism
>Smegma Savant
>Anal Aficionado
>Testicular Temptress
op sounds like you dont need a pat name.
try ignoring her for 24 hours if you dont live together. it will show pretty quick if she cares about you. when she confronts you about say you were giving her some space. look deep into her eyes and kiss her. ff to bedroom and make sure you suckle on her clam sandwitch like its going to give you the last 100ml of water on earth. then ignore her for the next 48 hours.
make it about you. make her feel guilty. job done.
>>16485107
You're my hero senpai
>>16485118
Keep fighting the good fight
Nasty skank
Trust me, it will get her so wet. Not joking
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